Zachary Pollack

Socks, law, and pirates.

[Zachary Pollack @SomeDreadPirate]

@jontreble Cuddler App is definitely the start to a few SVU episodes

[kcpolice @kcpolice]

We really need everyone to not commit crimes and drive safely right now. We'd like to hear the @Royals clinch this.

[Zachary Pollack @SomeDreadPirate]

@JasonKrawetz #ThingsThatAreNotTight #NotBlessed

[Bamboo Supply Co. @bamboosupply]

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[Zachary Pollack @SomeDreadPirate]

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[Zachary Pollack @SomeDreadPirate]

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[Bamboo Supply Co. @bamboosupply]

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[Zachary Pollack @SomeDreadPirate]

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[Bamboo Supply Co. @bamboosupply]

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[Zachary Pollack @SomeDreadPirate]

@jmurph488 @aadaro They mysteries of D708 will never be revealed

[Zachary Pollack @SomeDreadPirate]

I have enough socks in my closet that I could wear a new pair everyday for the next 13 years 6 months and 9 days

[Zachary Pollack @SomeDreadPirate]

Buckle up next time you #YOLO http://t.co/IdJWMGj7

[Zachary Pollack @SomeDreadPirate]

Brothers? Long lost cousins? Bazaro David? @KatzDaddy03

[Zachary Pollack @SomeDreadPirate]

A romantic gesture goes wrong... very wrong! http://t.co/L6cgWydd

[Zachary Pollack @SomeDreadPirate]

Product reviews for BIC Crystal Pencils are possibly the funniest thing I'll read today http://t.co/nc5BVAvM

[Zachary Pollack @SomeDreadPirate]

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[Zachary Pollack @SomeDreadPirate]

Felt worthless so I ran down the beach and found a group about to commence a triathlon. Now I feel worthless, again.

[Zachary Pollack @SomeDreadPirate]

@EllenMakowsky @justinkaminsky and me!

[Zachary Pollack @SomeDreadPirate]

A couple okies teaching @berger421 how to tube. Get at it!

[Zachary Pollack @SomeDreadPirate]

Vacation is as vacation does