Some Funny Tweets

Jokes, laughs and observations to start your day off right and to keep it going great.

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Seeing that really hot girl walk by you and after considering turning around and saying something.

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Great boobs. Photographs ;) sp:http://t.co/N6RiHTLlg0

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Oh, so you slam your weights down at the gym? I'll bet that makes you look really strong.

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Grandchildren are God's reward for not killing your kids.

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Oh, I told Snooki to follow her dreams. She took a nap.

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Bro, I am not one of your 'haters' I just don't fucking like you

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Did anyone notice that Aladdin had a big dick? Photographs ;) sp:http://t.co/7AuWcTEhoY

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Legendary senior pranks! How the heck did they pull off number 7? That's just insane! Photographs ;) sp:http://t.co/bS7zvSeaJm

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Oh, I think, therefore, I am not related to you.

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Holy shit, she filled out in a hurry. Photographs ;) sp:http://t.co/u9jb4pfvRQ

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I'm not afraid to admint that I'm not the sharpest elevator in the sea.

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What nice tits! mmmmm Photographs ;) sp:http://t.co/cWFwPnwJjp

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I found the Twitter of the Sexist person alive. I tried to follow, but all it says is 'Edit your profile'.

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Life's a bitch, because if it was a slut, it would be easy.

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If you believe tatts were permanent.. Photographs ;) sp:http://t.co/xzTBQt2riV

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Fake friends ask you if you're ok after you fall. Real friends trip you again.

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Top ranked party schools in 2014. Photographs ;) sp:http://t.co/cJlC6VVPTN

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9th graders like 10th graders. 10th graders like 11th graders. 11th graders like 12th graders. 12th graders like 9th graders.

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I bet most braille on public signs says: 'how did you know this was here?'

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Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, but please shut the fuck up.