Michael G

probably rewatching terminator

[Michael G @SomeGrootGuy]

@SFCSWII @catturd2 If you had United healthcare you would know why. I pay close to $500 a month for my healthcare. This summer I had an unexpected siezure and hit my head. I was taken to the hospital, stayed for 4 hours and left. UHC payed less than half of my $13,000 total expenses

[Joey CoCo Diaz @madflavor]

Its Tuesday, who gives a fuck about what they think....You're showing up with Heart and Balls!

[Joey CoCo Diaz @madflavor]

Another......Beautiful day to be alive.....Go out there and let these Motherfuckers know you're not fucking around.....

[Michael G @SomeGrootGuy]

@tweakydave Who ratted girls aren’t supposed to know this information

[. @whogotps5]

You gotta snatch this bitch with two hands like you doing lat pulldowns

[Michael G @SomeGrootGuy]

Imagine being born and your parents name you Zeke 💀💀

[Michael G @SomeGrootGuy]

Whenever the McChicken got too much mayo I be feeling a little gay

[Michael G @SomeGrootGuy]

I’ll never forget about the time I made a subreddit about eating wasps as a joke and it went viral and people starting uploading videos of them eating wasps and smoking them in their bong

[Michael G @SomeGrootGuy]

tiktok live is incredible i just watched a man with no arms win a match on fortnite using a mouth controller

[Michael G @SomeGrootGuy]

open my tl and the first thing i see is tommy lee with his dick hanging out see you guys in another 3 months

[Michael G @SomeGrootGuy]

@nipmustache @gnosticmilf If I knew u in real life I think we’d be friends

[Andrex Herrer @andrexherrer]

Facebook is funny af 💀💀😂😂

[Michael G @SomeGrootGuy]

you like kate bush because of stranger things, i like kate bush because she’s hot as fuck. we are not the same

[Michael G @SomeGrootGuy]

@tweakydave ive dated a jocelyn, jocelyn, and a josie all 3 in a row bro tell me about it

[Michael G @SomeGrootGuy]

the thurston cliffs are literal native burial grounds but yea keep doing photo shoots there everyone

[Michael G @SomeGrootGuy]

i miss high school when all that mattered was which chipmunk was getting the best head

[Michael G @SomeGrootGuy]

i remember in 7th grade a beat a dude so bad in call of duty he messaged me “call your mom and ask her if you’re still her biggest mistake” and i don’t think ive ever recovered

[NATE @NATERERUN]

I know you ain’t talking

[Michael G @SomeGrootGuy]

gaslighting isn’t real you’re just crazy