Just Some Guy

I’m just here to see this thing end.

[Just Some Guy @SomeGuyInHTown]

If you look at a wall of bourbon and choose Jim Beam, we not only can’t be friends, the bartender should let you know that the bottle is just there as a test and you just failed it and now you have to leave and never come back. The whole bar throws trash at you.

[Just Some Guy @SomeGuyInHTown]

@jessica_smetana Are there not a thousand dedicated shows every year arguing which unranked basketball team got hosed and should definitely be in the field of… is it 70 now?

[Just Some Guy @SomeGuyInHTown]

@lucy_rohden And was the template “Goosebumps book back cover”?

[Just Some Guy @SomeGuyInHTown]

@texjosh07 Best I’ve gotten.

[Just Some Guy @SomeGuyInHTown]

@maybef4n I could not believe he went back out for the sixth, let alone the seventh. I get he looked really good but with his history I’d be more protective especially this early in the year.

[Just Some Guy @SomeGuyInHTown]

Good thing this was free.

[Just Some Guy @SomeGuyInHTown]

The fight is about to start. #PSA

[Just Some Guy @SomeGuyInHTown]

@maybef4n Maybe 10 if we’re lucky?

[Just Some Guy @SomeGuyInHTown]

No matter how much money they pour into them, these Netflix boxing productions always have a made for TV sports movie quality to them.

[Just Some Guy @SomeGuyInHTown]

@maybef4n Need the Flintstones fighting over Pebbles and Santa stepping in.

[Just Some Guy @SomeGuyInHTown]

Always remember Seattle cheered when Springer got hit in his knee, and booed when he was able to walk off on his own, and then he destroyed them.

[Just Some Guy @SomeGuyInHTown]

[Receiver slams his head into the ground, goes limp, clearly unconscious]

Joe Buck: He had to turn on the jets and already has a bad hammy.

[Trainers work to wake him up, he staggers across the field, eyes mostly shut]

Joe Buck: This injury could really be anything.

[Just Some Guy @SomeGuyInHTown]

What a huge bummer. Easily my favorite character on this show.

[The Dan Le Batard Show @LeBatardShow]

❤️ @billygil

[Just Some Guy @SomeGuyInHTown]

Goddammit Luis. Baseball is terrible and has never been good as far as I remember.

[Just Some Guy @SomeGuyInHTown]

Bonus that it’s scorigami. Perfect night of football.

[Just Some Guy @SomeGuyInHTown]

The most Buffalo thing I can think of here is a missed kick.

[Just Some Guy @SomeGuyInHTown]

@maybef4n If they get a first down it’s over anyway so why not try, though?

[Just Some Guy @SomeGuyInHTown]

I have a 16 year old daughter and her only connection to Busta Rhymes was to scream “BUSTA LIMES” at the screen when he came on, which was a joke from the movie Home that apparently she just realized was a joke.

[Just Some Guy @SomeGuyInHTown]

Narrator: Expectations could not be lower.

[Just Some Guy @SomeGuyInHTown]

Popeyes just fully ripping off the premise of this Better Mayfield ad from those Paintin Manning ones.

[Just Some Guy @SomeGuyInHTown]

I love everybody