Daddy Christopher

Be someone

[Daddy Christopher @SomeHipsterDude]

El día en que me case, quiero una boda a la orilla de la playa, con una pinche bandononona y un puto tamborazo que RETUMBE HASTA EL PUTO MAR ALA VERGAAA... Habrán miles de cervezas, todos invitados, hasta los borrachitos que vayan pasando x la calle. Hasta el firulais va a tomar.

[Daddy Christopher @SomeHipsterDude]

2032, remember the year.

[Daddy Christopher @SomeHipsterDude]

Crazy how China is progressing in all aspects. From technology to modernization. America can’t even figure out how to put out a fire lol

[Daddy Christopher @SomeHipsterDude]

Will the United States commence with the acquisition of Greenland and Canada?

[Daddy Christopher @SomeHipsterDude]

The only way to solve all of the world’s economic problems is to establish a one world government with one single world wide currency. No need for mass migration. Before this can happen, most countries must become self sufficient or at least specialized in a certain industry.

[Daddy Christopher @SomeHipsterDude]

Arriba Los Llegadores de Sinaloa, y arriba La Finikera

[Daddy Christopher @SomeHipsterDude]

Sin Danny Felix, no hay Natanael Cano

[Daddy Christopher @SomeHipsterDude]

Arriba Las Colinas

[Daddy Christopher @SomeHipsterDude]

I’ve never really explored Dallas… Got here Saturday on a Business trip from California and it’s actually pretty nice. Don’t know why people give them so much hate in Houston lmao

[Daddy Christopher @SomeHipsterDude]

The opportunities in life are endless. Everyone is literally just stuck in a bubble 🤦🏻‍♂️

[Daddy Christopher @SomeHipsterDude]

Joined a random ass protest in México today lmao

[Daddy Christopher @SomeHipsterDude]

Que bonita es la vida, hoy en California y mañana martes en Monterrey

[Daddy Christopher @SomeHipsterDude]

Hell yeah, I love my accordion 🪗…15 años con esta pendejada y aquí andamos

[Daddy Christopher @SomeHipsterDude]

Could’ve never imagined this 10 years ago lmao

[Daddy Christopher @SomeHipsterDude]

Hell yeah I love life

[Daddy Christopher @SomeHipsterDude]

LMFAOOOO Univision said that CJNG and CDS are using Roblox to recruit little kids

[Daddy Christopher @SomeHipsterDude]

Pepe Garza said Miami es un rancho lmfao 😂… nombre

[Daddy Christopher @SomeHipsterDude]

Que bonita es la vida

[Daddy Christopher @SomeHipsterDude]

Nada más rico que una pacífico, a la orilla de la playa, junto a una carnita asada

[Daddy Christopher @SomeHipsterDude]

Si mi amor, lo que tú quieras

[Daddy Christopher @SomeHipsterDude]

Hell yeah, I love money

[Daddy Christopher @SomeHipsterDude]

Wang Ba Dan! 😂🇨🇳