rinkashirukito🥷

|Take my advice, I don't use it anyway|Part time Joker!😈|Future Mercedes Benz AMG G-Wagon owner|Senior Citizen|Child of God👼🏾

[rinkashirukito🥷 @SomeKaMoney]

He was such a nice guy, I wish I told him how I really felt!!

[Mwami lu @lulanzeashirafu]

KAMPALA’S PARADOX: BROKE, BUT EVERYTHING IS BOOKED

Kampala defies economics. Every weekday morning, timelines are full of “money has refused,” “ground is tight,” and screenshots of empty Mobile Money wallets. Ask ten friends for 50k to fix your car and nine will send ICU-level voice notes about money “stuck on the high seas” or a relative struck by lightning. The tenth will blue-tick you forever. Online, the city looks one bad day from returning to the village to farm.

Then Friday 11:30 PM arrives. Try finding parking near a bar in Nakawa, Kololo, Bugolobi, or Kira Road. You won’t. The jam inside the parking lot beats Jinja Road at rush hour. Who’s buying pork platters that wipe out a pig family tree? The same people who were begging in your inbox at 9 AM. We’re a city of professional mourners who cry poverty while holding premium beer. Broke, but broke with class.

Weddings explain it. A couple on entry-level salaries with no savings for a sofa will plan an 80-million-shilling event. They create a WhatsApp group, hold weekly meetings, and pressure friends to pledge 500k. Skip it and you’re labeled a witch. On the day, decorations cost more than the groom’s annual salary. By Monday, the couple is back in their rented house with zero balance, wondering about charcoal.

Funerals are worse. They’re now high-budget productions. People who never sent money for hospital bills chair the burial committee. Budgets cover sound systems, five tents, city caterers in the village, and gold-handled caskets. Thirty Subarus and Harriers burn fuel like water to Budaka or Masaka. We can’t afford healthcare alive, but we’ll spend millions for a luxury send-off.

Church completes the cycle. The same people dodging landlords Saturday show up Sunday in designer suits, cars running on fumes. Celebrity pastors say your business is failing because your tithe lacks “spiritual weight,” then ask for a 500k “prophetic seed.” A man owing school fees will empty his pocket at the altar, convinced a miracle will hit his Mobile Money by Monday.

School fees season is psychological warfare. A kindergarten circular reads like a national budget. Beyond tuition, parents must bring army-sized toilet paper, brooms, reams of paper, and sugar. Graduates haul brooms like herbalists. We curse the schools, but opening day brings a traffic jam of fuel-guzzlers dropping off kids with snacks for a village. We pay because an expensive school is 70% education, 30% status.

Kampala survives on side hustles, selective broke-ness, and rotating debt. No one lives on salary alone. The HR manager imports iPhones by 2 PM. We move landlords to tears over rent, then spend 250k on concert tickets that night. Money just circulates from Airtel Money to MTN Mobile Money. Everyone owes everyone.

Kampala squeezes you with potholes and power cuts, then a friend calls with “two mutual bottles on the table.” We’re broke, stressed, and in the red. But with God’s grace, good music, and Ugandan audacity, we survive.

Which Kampala “scam” is draining you most: corporate loans, wedding committees, school requirements, or celebrity pastors?

✍🏼: Deox

[UG'S MOST WANTED @Sammi_256]

Hello @URAuganda, yesterday I passed Nakawa HQ and saw plenty impounded cars rotting away. By any chance, can a young guy like me grab one with my ka 5M?
I need to break the family record as the first to drive while still young! Esp That Black Range Rover Sport, can we talk?🙏🥹

[NaNa🌼✨ @sil_vee_yah]

You will plan, but God will decide.

[Phiona Kyeru @kyeruphiona]

😂😂😂😂

[rinkashirukito🥷 @SomeKaMoney]

I know right. But we love to see it

[Edward Walker @edward_w97]

Burton Albion gaining a Ugandan fanbase was not on my 2025 bingo card…

[rinkashirukito🥷 @SomeKaMoney]

@moothangel @realugandan256 @MoWT_Uganda @GenWamala Yes they do however it’s quite outdated and also not compatible with many devices

[💎 @TJayyyy_1]

Nuno Mendes to Yamal tonight

[rinkashirukito🥷 @SomeKaMoney]

@davisnganzi Ye ssebo kamanda 😂😂😂

[rinkashirukito🥷 @SomeKaMoney]

We go again✅

[Davis Mooti @davisnganzi]

Most hardworking employees at work but at the end of the day there is nothing to show 😂

[dracojeremy @jeremyb___]

bro said

[rinkashirukito🥷 @SomeKaMoney]

Plot twist

[Sudhir Byaruhanga @Sudhirntv]

A witch doctor would have claimed to be behind this, and many would believe him.

[Sky Sports Tennis @SkySportsTennis]

Former Manchester United forward Diego Forlan will make his professional tennis debut at next month’s Uruguay Open 🇺🇾😮

[Rio Ferdinand @rioferdy5]

When Ji takes us shopping in Seoul 🇰🇷
지가 서울에서 쇼핑할 때

Ps @Evra we got you one also!! 😂

#SouthKorea

[MUA Uganda @MuaUganda]

On Friday, we brought retro vibes with style straight from the 70's, 80's, and 90's to work.

#MUATukyaliwo #CustomerServiceWeek #InsuranceThatMovesYouForward

[THE ÁĹĹÀŃ ĆÓÚÑŤÝ 🇺🇬 @AllanSseky]

Why is this so true?

[rinkashirukito🥷 @SomeKaMoney]

Quaresma is the only master here 📌

[Football Facts 🪐 @FooballFactsX]

Who are the top 2 masters of trivela here???