@MissAlly_01 This joke is so old the nurse in the story has already died of natural causes and the guy’s testicles are actually black now from decomposition
A 1024MB Memory Card walked into
a bar, spotted a piano, sat down
and started playing incredible music.
After a number of songs, mostly original, the Memory Card got up
as the bar went wild with cheers
and applause.
The bar owner was incredibly impressed. He ran up to the Memory Card and said, "Buddy, you were INCREDIBLE! If you come back tomorrow, I'll split the night's till with you!"
"No can do,” replied the Memory Card. "I'm limited to one gig.”
No applause please.
I hear the crab cakes are excellent tonight.
ECDO Timeline v 7.3, 9 Dec 2025
The human activity/script gap, coinciding with the culling of 19 in 20 human Y-DNA signatures, is significant. The Y-D is important of course - but this event constituted a dark winter of man, that occured ~4400 BCE.
Video games slow brain aging:
A 2025 study by McGill University found that game brain training for 10 weeks restored cholinergic function to levels seen in a younger brain.
Action games improve attention and reaction time, while strategy games enhance problem-solving skills.