KISS MY AXE

Just here to retweet and then fuck off 🥰

[🎀 @mamiikeeyy]

My daughter daycare called my phone and said we had a Code Red and all the kids were scared but your daughter... So I asked " ight so what's the problem ? " she gonna say it's not a problem but when we asked your daughter why she wasn't scared she told us " nothing gonna happen too us... Cuz my DADDY gonna kill everybody if i don't make it home “🥴🤣 😈

[Posky L. @PoskyL]

When Samoans buy the beer, you cheehoo out of respect.

[michaella @nickimanase]

sorry but if cyberbullying is the only way in order for Samoa to improve on their customer service then i’m turning a blind eye

[ℒ𝒾𝓈𝒶 ❥🇼🇸 @lisaprettywings]

I support women's rights and wrongs.

[Ray Mond @AmberRayz]

when you're 3 hours into doing absolutely nothing and God adds rain for aesthetic

[TylaTattz @TylaTattz]

men are also allowed to not prefer you because you don’t have a car, a house, too many kids or no money….

[goma @soigomaa]

Men will look at your breasts, butt, legs, past, waist, height and even your skin colour.
But BE CAREFUL: don't look at his wallet, otherwise you're a gold digger..

[moose @mooseincrisis]

fuck you.

[Black @LilithBlack25]

The Extermination of aboriginals by Europeans isn't largely talked about

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Stephen, don't you ever fucking tell Me what to do.

[Turtle @3ToedBoxTurtle]

Stop being a bitch.

[ℒ𝒾𝓈𝒶 ❥🇼🇸 @lisaprettywings]

The 685 Brian Tamaki.

[Dr. God Abeg ooo @josh_uglyasf]

She came in backwards so she can be surprised 🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️ why don’t I get invited to elephant birthdays 😭😭😭

[moose @mooseincrisis]

DELETE THIS NOW!!!

[aleX🪐 @ALEXAGY0]

Gen Z does not understand that the economy used to be so good that if you had a roommate people genuinely thought you might be gay.

[A✰ @Avazoey_]

read again

[‏ً @itsnwts]

i mean y’all forget you have mothers when you r@pe, insult, mołest, stalk, abusė women.

[Ponifasio Samoa 🇼🇸 @Ponifasio_Samoa]

🦇 🇼🇸

[Sione Dutton @LoveShaxxx]

slow sunday afternoon