Emily Lion

Sarcastic Dog Lover

[Effno Montreal @FNoMTL]

The truth is, politicians can't make too big an issue out of femicide because the policies they push encourage it. When you isolate women from work, make housing unaffordable, healthcare inaccessible, and push bigoted rhetoric, women trouble leaving men who end up killing them.

[Comrade MetroBunny 🚇🐇 @MetroBunnyMtl]

So, can nurses do the same thing? Any time someone is rude to myself or other hospital staff, can we also give them a fine that goes into our hospital budget? I may have solved the health care crisis, guys.

[Sergio Da Silva @TurboHaus]

I live downtown, I own two businesses downtown, I drive downtown, I was a bike messenger for five years in all weather. A bike path has never affected my life in any way, shape, or form, and if it was an actual issue for you in this or any election, you’re crazy.

[Aaron Derfel @Aaron_Derfel]

Analysis: Healthcare stats not as rosy as Santé Québec claims. For example, the number of Quebecers waiting beyond medically acceptable delays for heart surgery — and therefore at risk of sudden death — rose from 763 on Aug. 24 last year to 850 on Aug. 23.https://t.co/mBw3wJxLW4

[Sasha @servingcapreal]

the John Oliver team currently debating how much prison time they want to serve for their next episode

[Kira @Kiradavis]

I’m in an airport and the guy next to me has been watching videos with NO HEADPHONES. It’s so annoying. I finally took out my phone and started doing the same. But I made sure to slowly increase my volume over his. He looked over at me like he was super annoyed. And then turned off his phone. Maybe we just need to start matching the energy of these main character narcissists.

[Criminalsimpsons @Criminalsimpson]

Astronomer CEO and the Head of HR were in the Coldplay concert making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me.

[Miso J. Blige @Queen_Miso]

I remember someone saying they buy gifts for both of their kids on the others birthday, so no feels left out & that’s another mf problem I got. Not teaching your kids that everything won’t always be for or about them. & learning how to celebrate others!

[lesbian joan holloway @niicecool]

i’ve said this before but catholic converts were not brought up to internalise one of the core tenets of catholicism which is shame. and that’s why they’re all so fucking annoying

[Got CTE from playing Peek-a-Boo @doulbedoink]

“American Pope” sounds like the name of an Amazon prime original series you ignore

[Laura Robinson @LauraRbnsn]

Seeing a lot of hot takes of people trying to figure out if the pope is conservative or not because he's pro-life but he's also pro-immigration and care for the poor.
Idk, guys. Call me crazy, but I think the pope might be Catholic.

[Jacob Rubashkin @JacobRubashkin]

The existence of Chicago Pope implies the existence of MLA Pope and APA Pope

[Toula Drimonis @ToulasTake]

“Not everyone who supports Bill 21 is a racist, but every racist supports Bill 21.” See how easy it is to come up with catchy lines? Drainville admits he’s willingly violating Muslim women’s rights on the hypothetical possibility they may have been forced to wear the hijab.

[k 🌸 @onlyangelbea]

any time someone says “the bowl only had prim’s name bc they were tryna target katniss” like the whole point of thg is that it’s NOT a ‘chosen one’ type story. katniss was literally just a girl who was thrown into all this, who was turned into an icon of the revolution by chance

[Frances Patano @FrancesPatano]

having a very Catholic evening (watching Conclave to feel good then Spotlight to feel bad because I felt good)

[Joe @JoePostingg]

I don't think JD Vance killed the Pope, I think meeting JD Vance probably drained the Pope's will to live. It's subtly different.

[Klonopin Centaur @facetedcarapace]

I think if we are gonna let people homeschool their kids, there should be a person who comes out and assesses the parents to make sure they aren't insane or incredibly stupid.

[fateh 🌋 @hotgirlparody]

imagine if bus