「 𝗘𝗗 」

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ 𝘐𝘧 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘴𝘦𝘦 𝘢 𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘳, 𝙛𝙤𝙡𝙡𝙤𝙬 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙢.ᐟ

[「 𝗘𝗗 」 @SomeSpacetime]

—— SOMETHING WONDERFULLY GOOD FOR ED.

[「 𝗘𝗗 」 @SomeSpacetime]

Lo and behold, Faye's wish is granted! ... By Ed raising their voice so every corridor could hear their lovely ( and blasted ) serenade!

❝SLEEP IS FOR GRANNIES AND GRAPPIES! RISE AND SHIIIINE!❞ Hacker continues, now aiming their pots and pans directly above Sleeping Beauty.

[‍‍‍‍𝐅𝐚𝐲𝐞 𝐕𝐚𝐥𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐞‍ ‍ @A_ForgottenPast]

And Faye grumbles, pressing a pillow over her head to try and block the awful singing out.

"A WOMAN NEEDS HER BEAUTY SLEEP! THIS IS GROSSLY UNFAIR. GO SING IN SPIKE'S ROOM!"

Not that she'll hear Ed any less from there, but then Spike might get up and duct tape their mouth or -

[「 𝗘𝗗 」 @SomeSpacetime]

❝BRAND NEEEW DAAAY! EVERYBODY, ROCK YOUR BODIEEES!!❞

Ed shouts at the top of their lungs, screaming all the way to the cosmos!

[‍‍‍‍𝐅𝐚𝐲𝐞 𝐕𝐚𝐥𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐞‍ ‍ @A_ForgottenPast]

"ED. STOP IT!"

Shrieks the once-Sleeping Beauty, slumber interrupted.

[「 𝗘𝗗 」 @SomeSpacetime]

Banging pots and pans while the rest of the Bebop naps the boring, uneventful evening away!

[「 𝗘𝗗 」 @SomeSpacetime]

— to ear grin plastered on their overly ( and weirdly ) enthused face.

❝Okay! Ed found them far, far, far, far away... on Uranus!❞ They exclaim, swallowing the juice with a big, happy gulp. ❝With the power of juice, Ed is sure to wiiiin!

... And Faye-Faye, but mostly Ed!❞

[「 𝗘𝗗 」 @SomeSpacetime]

The radical, amazing, ultra legendary Ed remains unfazed even as Faye threatens their face! She squeezes them hard, ready to pop the elusive hacker like a balloon, but Ed is unfaltering in the face of womanly danger!

... Except when the attacks involve spitting in their mouth. —

[‍‍‍‍𝐅𝐚𝐲𝐞 𝐕𝐚𝐥𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐞‍ ‍ @A_ForgottenPast]

Honestly, the hacker child sometimes speaks in strange riddles, and it makes her want to tear her own hair out. But can she really complain? Ed's given the crew a huge advantage in bounty hunting that they never had before. Ugh.

She grabs their face by the cheeks, pressing -

[「 𝗘𝗗 」 @SomeSpacetime]

— The redhead's speechless, the jazz and craze in their demeanor bolting away on their motorcycle while the bombshell continues on with her ego-driven rant. All the while, Ed stares blankly, mind a clash of jumbled screams and thoughts... before going radio silent with an ear —

[･ﾟ✧ 𝐅𝐀𝐘𝐄. @FleetoftheCards]

—— A DEVIL IN PARADISE. ♥

[「 𝗘𝗗 」 @SomeSpacetime]

— hard woolongs; the angry spiel was almost long enough for Ed to go and get another juice box themselves, but the bombshell was in dire need of help...

❝Oh, Ed knows it now! But for Ed to tell, Faye-Faye needs to promise Ed something else wonderfully good!❞

[「 𝗘𝗗 」 @SomeSpacetime]

Even in Faye's time of humiliating misfortune, Ed remains completely oblivious, only stopping their absent-minded head rocking to pay mind to their computer.

❝There's no juice in Ed's mouth!❞ Redhead exclaims, briefly looking up from their device to ascertain the —

[‍‍‍‍𝐅𝐚𝐲𝐞 𝐕𝐚𝐥𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐞‍ ‍ @A_ForgottenPast]

"Wha--"

And there goes her juice box, flying off into the distance. Faye scrambles to try and catch it -- she's successful, but squeezing it secure makes the juice spray out the straw and into her face--

"PFF--! HEY!"

Her life is cursed. Everything is out to get her.

-

[「 𝗘𝗗 」 @SomeSpacetime]

— whereabouts of the all-mighty heavenly juice... only to find that the gambler greedily drenched in it all!

Ed pouts, ready to throw a fit, only to find themselves interjected by the wrath of a juice-scorn Faye! Decrees of jealousy, anger, passion, a desperate need for quick, —

[「 𝗘𝗗 」 @SomeSpacetime]

They ignore their painfully bored companion completely, rocking their head to the jazzy beat until their forehead knocks the juice box out into a messy aerial spin!

❝Hwaaah? No, Ed does not know... or does Ed know? Get Ed a juice box first!❞

[‍‍‍‍𝐅𝐚𝐲𝐞 𝐕𝐚𝐥𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐞‍ ‍ @A_ForgottenPast]

Sipping a juice box by their ear. Loudly. Watching the screen curiously. Someone's bored.

"Did you find any information on that guy yet? I absolutely can't stay on this ship a minute longer."

[「 𝗘𝗗 」 @SomeSpacetime]

Rocking their head to the jazzy melody while working through some jazzy code of old!

Just a few more smiles and snickers should do the trick! Yup yup!

[「 𝗘𝗗 」 @SomeSpacetime]

—— INFO

☻ Strictly non-lewd!
☻ Primarily serious roleplay.
☻ Portrayal uses they/them pronouns.
☻ Will not ship!
☻ Affiliated with #CowboyBebopRP and general mecha verse. Crossover outside is encouraged, too!
☻ Penned by #ᴀᴅᴏʀᴀʀᴇ.

[「 𝗘𝗗 」 @SomeSpacetime]

—— SOMETHING WONDERFULLY GOOD FOR ED.