Dame

I tweet reminders to myself.

[Dame @SomebodyFunny]

So my momma drives Uber/Lyft sometimes & she just had a ride that ended near my office. She asked me if I had eaten breakfast (she know I hadn’t - I be late). She got me Starbucks... just as I was ‘bout to throw away the bag, I see she wrote this. Im tryin not to cry at my desk.

[Dame @SomebodyFunny]

@marvelouslythiq Scorpion is a mid tier villain at best. They only teased him as a part of the Sinister 6. Nobody wanted him frfr.

[Dame @SomebodyFunny]

@marvelouslythiq Nobody dies in the multiverse…except Kang.

[Dame @SomebodyFunny]

@talleyberrybaby Every time you say “wait right there”, I picture you at a gun counter like this lol

[Dame @SomebodyFunny]

@talleyberrybaby And then an angel on the Lord yell out to Issac “Turnemloose!”

[Dame @SomebodyFunny]

I can tell a show has terrible writing by the pacing of the dialogue.

[Ed. @DepressedDETN]

Everybody talks about the price of groceries but the price of clothes is not discussed enough. Shirts are $60. Hoodies are $120. Sweatpants are $80. Hats are $50. Shoes are $200. The game is cooked.

[Dame @SomebodyFunny]

Beef Wellington is one of the most overhyped meals ever.

[LasVegasFill @LasVegasFill]

Hell's Kitchen in Vegas sells around 900 Beef Wellington's a day at $73.95 each. So good! I get it every time.

Have you ever had it? Don't tell me the one at Bardot is better. It isn't.

[Dame @SomebodyFunny]

Hi, we’ve found your daughter who’s been missing for 8 years inside of a sarcophagus and she looks nothing like a living person anymore……you can take her home as soon as you get here.

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

The new trailer for Lee Cronin's ‘THE MUMMY’ has been released.

In theaters on April 17.

[Dame @SomebodyFunny]

@ItsKingSlime She ain’t lying. Ive seen him in the postseason.

[Dame @SomebodyFunny]

@SomaKazima2 Her movie gone be fire! Cant wait to see how Sydney Sweeney brings the role to life.

[Dame @SomebodyFunny]

@KevOnStage Don’t need a nice car, when I have my dream car.

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

God forbid a white boy catches a vibe 🤣

[Casey Lawrence @LeanandCuisine]

How older people just be believing anything online 👴🏿

[The Cake Lady @got_cake]

Samba 🇧🇷 was banned and persecuted in early 20th-century Brazil because of its roots in marginalized Afro-Brazilian communities, viewed by elites as vulgar, criminal, and a threat to national image, leading police to arrest musicians and shut down gatherings, with repression continuing under the Vargas dictatorship and military rule due to its association with Black identity and potential political mobilization.  
But look at Samba today...it is the cultural heartbeat of Brazil! ❤️🇧🇷

[Dame @SomebodyFunny]

@ImMeme0 1/6th of adult Americans are functionally illiterate.

[Michael Jackson @michaeljackson]

MICHAEL - in theaters April 24, 2026 #MichaelMovie

[Dame @SomebodyFunny]

After watching @roywoodjr Club Shayshay episode, I’m sure his pops didn’t take that SoulTrain EP credit just to spite lil Roy, I…..

[Mesh🇧🇧 @rahsh33m]

SPIT DEM FACTS BRO🗣️

[Dame @SomebodyFunny]

I’m a start attending Cons just to correctly name black cosplayers.

[PUNK BLACK @punkblackdotcom]

They not even paying attention to the detail!
Shout out @xLilChaosx 🖤😆

[Temjen Imna Along @AlongImna]

Post a picture YOU took. Just a pic. No description.