Mike Theobald

The gin pickled fool.

[Ed McCosh @EdMc_Cosh]

USA: Colossal, era-defining election, division, disruption, the lingering threat of unrest, people full of opinions and uncertainty

UK: You seen the size of Gary Barlow's son? He's fucking massive

[Mike Theobald @SomeoneGreat_]

@katiesisneros Can always relocate? We've just got rid of our maniacs (for slightly less maniacal ones)

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

Seen inside a bathroom in Iowa.

[Connor Ewing @ConnorMEwing]

"So I was on my way to vote..."

[tyson brody @tysonbrody]

Long lines in PA, MI, and WI today, was barely able to vote in all three

[ً @NotJosephGarcia]

[exiting the voting booth with a little cup of urine] does anybody know who I give this too?

[Chase Mitchell @ChaseMit]

The underrated funniest part of this is that Donald Jr has been posting nonstop Epstein stuff because he was never close enough with his father to know who his friends are

[Mike Theobald @SomeoneGreat_]

@nathrhead Thought you had them when you levelled. At least they're going to beat Derby's record.

[demi adejuyigbe @electrolemon]

recently befriended an objective uggo and she gets treated like shiiiiit lmao. way worse than me. hold up she's about to take off her glasses haha can't wait to see th–

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

My biggest problem with Kamala Harris is that she’s a step mom. What happens if another country attacks us and she’s stuck in a dryer??????

[katie spalding @supermathskid]

Help! I (36F) blocked my ex (53M) on twitter but then he spent $44 billion and renamed the entire website after himself so he could see my tweets again

[Goob @ThumbWarVeteran]

Andre 3000 in 2003:

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

my main thought on JD Vance is that he would be easily outsmarted by Bugs Bunny

[pokey pup @Whatapityonyou]

Buddy you don’t see your children now

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

"why doesn't the menswear guy talk about women's clothing" listen to yourself

[Mike Theobald @SomeoneGreat_]

@nathrhead He was alright for us! Anyway, thought we'd paid our penance with Dicko...

See, I thought Blair was trying to do too much all night, but there we are. I also thought Champ refs would be better than L2.

You all good though boss?