Somerville Skips

CPS Invitational Team formally known as both The Beans and The BAMBONIs

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@OrlandoDanglers @CpsInvitational This didn't age well...

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@CpsInvitational But to summarize... We got the best team

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@CpsInvitational Not seeing any updates

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We just drafted our @ESPNFantasy Baseball team. Play now! https://t.co/0NGNKtJf6v https://t.co/0NGNKtJf6v

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@GooseState Productive day over at the Goose headquarters

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@GooseState Not even starting Cease could have saved us...

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@GooseState We don't need those points

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We don't even want to use his name. 🤮

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Happy to see justice being served to Mr. Trebor Bauer. The Skips are glad he's not on our roster.

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While we aren't pleased with last week's team performance, this week will be different. The Skips are already blowing-out The Weiners and it isn't even Noon.

#HereComesTheTingle

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@FAFatals The radar opportunity is still very much on the table. However, we are questioning their chops as baseball analysts. Their recommendations are under executive review

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BIG POINTS ALERT 🚨: Our team of completely un-biased and independent analysts on our payroll is predicting an absolutely devastating number of points to be put up by the Skips tonight.

Early reports indicate that the @FAFatals are scared

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@FAFatals At this time we are re-evaluating our relationship with Aerotyne Ind. Additional information will be provided as things progress

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@FAFatals If you haven't invested yet, Go get that checkbook

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@GooseState Hope he gets a shake with that burger so his fingers get a little sticky 👀

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@FAFatals Easily, no question in our minds or those of our esteemed analysts

All we can say to you is #goodluck

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Tonight is the night where where we close the gap, the @FAFatals better watch out

#BringTheTingle

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@OrlandoDanglers @FAFatals Could be worse... We could be the @SaoScotts

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@OrlandoDanglers @FAFatals Guess we'll just have to wait and find out