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@humbledlune @bittersteel196 I agree that Dany fits the prophecy really well but that line in Melisandre I ADWD where she asks R’hllor for a glimpse of Azor Ahai and she only sees Jon is pretty blatant. I’m of the mindset that it’s both Jon and Dany personally.

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@UncleBeezie @CaroBucks @sportsstoner69 Right, but in the song when he says west Virginia, he means west Virginia, not West Virginia

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@CaroBucks @sportsstoner69 @UncleBeezie Well, technically, it’s about west Virginia, not West Virginia. Subtle but important distinction.

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@squarednation_ I don’t see it, the only thing they really have in common is the name sounding similar, which is pretty weak.

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@tfws_therapist The Bastard of Nightsong has such a cool name and we know next to nothing about him but that name makes me pick him anyway

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@emijax_ It’s a joke about the trope of girlfriends always stealing your fries

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@Shineofhobi @NintyFresh @BJStrongArmAHo From what I can find it’s actually fairly inconsistent which one she actually is, sometimes she’s mentioned as a giant and sometimes as a god

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@psyblockmedia @Epic_Jimmy @_TK_555555 No, mortals end up in Valhalla, Folkvangr, or Hel when they die. Giants and Elves and such are the ones that go to the light, and they aren’t gods, but they aren’t mortal either.

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@NintyFresh @BJStrongArmAHo I think Laufey was a goddess and Farbauti, Loki’s father, was a giant. In God of War Kratos stood in for Farbauti so they made him the God parent so they made Laufey a Jotun instead of a goddess.

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@24TRNJay @flencuu @BJStrongArmAHo Technically, in GoW it’d be Kratosson, if he has one at all. In Norse Mythology it’s Farbautison, and in the MCU it’s Laufeyson, because it takes after the father usually. That’s why Thrud introduces herself as Thrud Thorsdottir.

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@demonicgodHurou @YankeeLovesCats I think he is trying, it’s just that he’s written himself into like seven different corners that he can’t figure out how to get out of

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@Nude_Gunray The Clone Wars one clearly spent some time on 4546b

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@bittersteel196 This is why Shiera picked Brynden and not you

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@Frozenpeach4 @I3loodraven If you think about it he’s really one of the only characters that actually does have WiFi

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@LiamBeUponYe It’s to make it harder for snipers to headshot you

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@JustFan9333 @HomeBuilderXD Well it wasn’t water

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@yeahsoapy I know in Sothoryos there’s lemurs with silver fur and purple eyes that are called “Little Valyrians” and I think that’s adorable

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@vampnyra I personally don’t really think it’ll happen like that at all, I think if anyone it’ll be JonCon who’ll do it because of his greyscale/bell PTSD, but it was still a really popular theory even before the show came out, so I think it’d still be a big theory even if the show didn’t.

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@KnightOfBeowulf @ani_meme25 @luffy_d_monki It actually explicitly says that that’s not true in the comics, Oliver will live long, but nowhere near as long as a full blooded viltrumite