Ian Volante

[Ian Volante @SometimeHippy]

Bugger this place.

[Ian Volante @SometimeHippy]

@maryannehobbs is spoiling us lately. Godflesh yesterday, and apparently some @Slayer upcoming this morning. Who needs caffeine?

[Dr Horsey U. McHorseface ⚫ @IncitatusAlpha]

Man in car showroom : This personal numberplate is cool
All road users: You are hung like a baby carrot

[Gurwinder @G_S_Bhogal]

My peoples, the time has come for a MEGATHREAD.

In 40 tweets I will explain another 40 concepts you should know.

Strap in. Here we go:

[Major's Mess Hall Podcast @majorsmesshall]

Tried to get creative with the Elf by making a salt angel. The cat thought it was litter and did a giant shit on the countertop. 🤦‍♂️

[Shanine Shanine @braintree_]

@SometimeHippy @runflamingo Absolutely. I dread to think how many screams "Demonstrating knowledge" there would be before someone demands someone takes off their pants.

[Ian Volante @SometimeHippy]

@MathewsSonya Russia only recognises Russian as an official state language, so they're technically correct. However, many more are recognised at a regional level. I think in many ways, official recognition of a language is mostly meaningless, and often reflects political priorities.

[Geraldine Just Follow TheEverywhereist on Threads @everywhereist]

Remember how a while back I said that I went to a Michelin starred restaurant and it was one of the most singularly awful meals of my life?

I finally sat down and wrote about the whole fiasco.

https://t.co/7edAjXIiKx

[Gareth Walker @garethwalker]

Rugby league undoubtedly has its challenges at present (‘twas ever thus). But #MagicWeekend day one has served up over seven hours of storylines, entertainment and drama - involving six clubs inside one stadium - that it’s hard to imagine any other sport replicating

[Phil Caplan @scratchingshed2]

Can always rely on the players to clear the sport's fog, truly magical match, had everything, magnificent atmosphere, Catalans make history winning the League Leaders' Shield & appear to have become everyone's second favourite #rugbyleague team - sensational

[Ian McCullough @IanMac08]

Ten men around the bat, Yorks need one wicket to win, Hampshire need to survive two overs to draw. Drama!

[Ian Volante @SometimeHippy]

@sarahdal_gulls Did anyone answer?

[Ian Volante @SometimeHippy]

@agusttttdD @TClumsiest @CarlosCharm @tiredtaurus Why then does nine mean grass?