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Tweeting about the awkward moments with no friends...

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when I'm alone I like to study for finals and pretend like I might actually pass.

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when I'm alone I like to sit on the garbage disposal, turn it on, and pretend I'm being eaten by a dragon.

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I'm baaaaackkkkk....

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Freakin love @Hibs_3

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when I'm alone, I like to lick my hands and pretend like I'm a cat.

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When I'm alone, I like to wrap myself in paper, sit under a Christmas tree, and pretend I'm YOUR present.

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When I'm alone I like to fly around my room and pretend I'm a potato.

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when I'm alone on Thanksgiving I like to sit on a plate in the middle of the table and pretend I'm the turkey.

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When I'm alone I like to rub baby powder in the mysterious crevices of my body and pretend like I'm the butt of a baby.

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when I'm alone I like to stand in corners, put clothes on my head, and pretend like I'm a coat rack.

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when I'm alone I like to hit my head on a wall, run the other way, and pretend like I'm a hit and run.

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SHOUTOUT to @Hibs_3 for being our #1 follower! Sometimes when she's alone she likes to get on twitter and scroll through our account. 👍

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when I'm alone I like to put a bowl on my head and pretend like I'm a turtle.

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when I'm alone I like to hang upside down from a tree and pretend like I'm an apple.

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when I'm alone I like to say something because I'm giving up on myself.

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when I'm alone I like to sit in the kitchen sink and pretend like I'm a dirty plate.

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when I'm alone I like to dye my hair red, draw freckles on my face, hang loaves of bread on my body & pretend like I'm a ginger bread man.

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When I'm alone, I like to put on a blonde wig, run outside, throw ice cubes at random strangers, and pretend I'm Elsa. #Frozen

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when I'm alone I like to dress in all red, stand on the side of the road, and pretend like I'm a stop sign.