Somm Cat

Hobbies: wine, fud, naps

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Corvette is an Indian word for "small penis."

[The Washington Post @washingtonpost]

Who had the worst week in Washington? Jeb Bush. http://t.co/9EUYcNjc00

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Trump's latest announcement: Astonishing, but not surprised.

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Are those real or counterfeit MoonPies? That wrapper looks a little sketchy. #meow #RudyKat

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@mikemadrigale and Somms who work the floor?

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Respect to the chef's without sleeve tattoos, fancy eyeglasses nor PR photos carrying dead pigs.

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Pablo Cortado. Oh nothing. #sherrybaby

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Journey #lesserbands

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Merica. #doritos

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@AdamBreneman81 @ProjectALSorg I kitty litter challenge you!

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Meh! Ice bucket challenge is for amateurs! #kittylitterchallenge

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Can we have a wine person take a Facebook photo of themselves thoughtfully sniffing a glass of wine? Cause there's not enough of that.

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Craving a Colorado Bulldog. Don't judge me.

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If you are an adult and are riding your bicycle today, I'll just assume you're drunk. #4thofJuly

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@unicornsomm they only explode if there's a crack in the bottle. Blame the glassmaker?

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Champagne wishes, bitchez!

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I give this sausage pizza 97 Points.
#ThePizzaAdvocate

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Highlights from LaPaulee @lapauleenyc

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@SelectionMassal follow @Will_Lyons for ultimate wine enjoyment

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@FactBoook Not for long! #Munchies