Somtoo

Geologist. wigmaker. IG: @/somtooofoma

[Somtoo @Sommizle]

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[Dorathy Bachor🌍 @Thedorathybach]

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link in my bio to Shop

[Somtoo @Sommizle]

lol, what a shame!

[Tokunbo Wahab @tokunbo_wahab]

Dear Chinedu @GRVlagos

I have no interest in descending into the mudslinging and distractions you appear to thrive on. My focus remains on the important work before us - supporting the efforts of the Lagos State Government to ensure the safety, well-being, and prosperity of Lagosians.

If being committed to public service, good governance, and the protection of the interests and heritage of Lagosians is what you choose to describe as bigotry, then I make NO APOLOGIES for standing firmly by those principles. Public service is not a tea party - but how can you know what it entails? Nemo dat quod non habet.

For the sake of clarity, I would advise you, in your saner moments, to acquaint yourself with my record in public service - from my appointment as Special Adviser on Education to Mr. Governor in 2019 to my present tour of duty at the Ministry of Environment and Water Resources. The record is public, and it speaks for itself.

As for the labels and accusations, I will leave others to judge them on their merits. I have no intention of engaging in personal attacks or trading insults with a political nomad driven by ignorance and needless hatred.

I wish you all the best.

TW

[Somtoo @Sommizle]

Such a kind soul.. Kia

[Denrele Edun @DENRELE_EDUN]

This is the last Voice-Note ALEXX sent me.

And that's the part I'm struggling with.

Because while he was carrying battles I knew nothing about, he still found the strength to reach out and comfort me.

That's who ALEXX was.

2010 I met ALEXX whilst judging the Mr Nigeria pageant.
This ambitious 1st Runner-Up came to me determined to be more visible than the winner.

Trust ALEX...

He didn't just get seen.

He became unforgettable.

Late last year, we worked together on a film in Port Harcourt.
After we landed, everyone was expressing their vexation at the Production logistics and all.

And then Alexx walked to us, Frail looking but pacifying everyone.

Cracking jokes.

Lifting spirits.

Making sure everyone was okay.

Looking back now, that was his superpower.

To the world, I was Denrele.

To him, I was "Rele."

On phone calls, I was always "NNE!". 😭

And @walenut ?
Forever "Caterer Oshi."

Those silly nicknames. Those private jokes.

That's what death steals.

Not just the person.

But the voice that called your name differently from everyone else.

Today, they lay my friend to rest.

And somewhere, I choose to believe Goldie has already found him.

The music is loud.

The laughter is endless.

And they're both dancing #Skibobo while the rest of us stand here missing them terribly.

Rest well, ALEXX.

Thank you for the kindness.

Thank you for the laughter.

Thank you for always checking on others, even when you needed someone to check on you.

🕊️💔

[Sugabelly 🌕 @sugabelly]

They are raping their house-help, I hope that helps.

Sex with a person who cannot say no because you are their employer and can stop their source of income, and you are their only housing in a city far away from home is RAPE‼️‼️‼️

[Chicken Catcher🐔 @Only1Etubo]

Seeing how fragile my mom has become worries me. I never want to lose her, man.

And before “Twitter for Baba ni Jigi” ask if I’m not afraid to lose my dad. He passed away when I was three.

So, as you were.

[Somtoo @Sommizle]

@Asadimma Hi, please Can you invite me in to her page.

[Somtoo @Sommizle]

@Aunty_Les Oh, I even thought my network was bad or something, been trying since morning. Oh chim

[Somtoo @Sommizle]

I just remembered I didn’t pay myself salary for last month. I totally forgot. Oh chim. 🤣😎.

[Somtoo @Sommizle]

China really has my heart, I can see myself living here for real. I don’t even want to go back like this 🤣🤣

[Somtoo @Sommizle]

@imousemen Ok, I will send to your dm please. It’s quite long

[Somtoo @Sommizle]

@imousemen That’s okay then.

[Somtoo @Sommizle]

@imousemen I can share the contact of the sea shipping people I use with you, unless it’s something you need urgently, even the 6m is much. It’s also possible the company that has your goods offers sea shipping too.

[Somtoo @Sommizle]

@imousemen Ha, you won’t collect it from them? 🥲because the cost will be crazyyy.. sea shipping is soooo much more affordable. You just have to wait for roughly 2months tho

[Somtoo @Sommizle]

Kidney cancer kwa? There’s kidney cancer?
God abegggi, this disease needs to die by fire.
Rip Alex

[Somtoo @Sommizle]

@imousemen lol,,, it’s really sooo crazy.. you go nearly loss for inside one plaza. I’m actually tiredddd

[Somtoo @Sommizle]

@SkinwithLolami I have their, charger (Anker) EarPod and speaker, Been using them for years. Just got their headphone last week! I’m absolutely love all their products fr

[Somtoo @Sommizle]

@adaezennaji_ @CandleyV @drealkachii Thank youuuu so much Ada

[Somtoo @Sommizle]

lol, Nsogbu

[Somtoo @Sommizle]

Congrats to her. She’s soooo cute

[‘deola. @deyola_a]

Ini Dinma Okojie and how she found out that she’s pregnant. I love her husband’s reaction. Awwwwww 🥰🥰🥰 God bless their home

[Sugabelly 🌕 @sugabelly]

Tinubu and APC are trying everything they can to discourage Nigerians from voting them out in the next election.

It’s important to remember that we can do this, and if we couldn’t they wouldn’t be trying to stop us.

Get your PVC.

Vote Tinubu out
Vote APC out

Vote Peter Obi in