Ethan Moore

Ethan Moore: Physicist-At-Large, Former Comedian, Crazy Cat Man, A Gentleman and A Scholar

[Ethan Moore @SonOfEngineers]

Honest Dating Profile for Me: I can offer you the passion of Gomez Addams ... in the body of Uncle Fester.

[Ethan Moore @SonOfEngineers]

@itsbighonkin I’ve learned to restrain any impulse to tease someone I only know online.

[Ethan Moore @SonOfEngineers]

@itsbighonkin Gentle teasing is a normal part of relationships, but it requires mutual familiarity. I think in many online parasocial relationships, the follower feels like they know the person they follow well enough to tease them when they do not. They just come across as hostile instead.

[justasistertryingtotweet @Igottafigh64510]

This is so needed, especially for this app😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Ethan Moore @SonOfEngineers]

@Eeeff419 @AshenOneVI There was a great mod for the original Oblivion, Obscuro’s Oblivion Overhaul, that, among other nice additions, dramatically flattened the enemy level scaling.

[Ethan Moore @SonOfEngineers]

@toys_retro Shortly thereafter, they’re killed when the Death Star is blown up.

[Ethan Moore @SonOfEngineers]

@our_decay We named our band Unknown Artist. You can find thousands of our songs online, all off our debut work, Unknown Album.

[Ethan Moore @SonOfEngineers]

@fasc1nate And then the squirrels came….

[Ethan Moore @SonOfEngineers]

@RonFilipkowski That post would’ve worked a lot better if he hadn’t included a picture of the house….

[Stacy Cay @stacycay]

In America, everything sent in the mail is advertising spam. Except for certain letters, which will ruin your life and possibly send you to jail if you ignore them

[Andrew Hilary🇵🇸 @AndrewHilaryUS]

Sometimes I worry that maintaining a dad bod physique despite not having any kids is stolen valor. Anyway, happy Memorial Day.

[Ethan Moore @SonOfEngineers]

@srnorty @kitten_beloved The war was definitely not days away from ending without the atomic bombings. See https://t.co/z6xy1d9dfO

[Hazie Thompson @haziethompson]

“Make sure to stockpile your meds” is one of the most cruelly funny things to leave the mouths of folks who think it’s possible to do so.
Can you get extra prescriptions?
Will a pharmacist fill them?
Will insurance cover them?
Do you have cash to cover them?
Do they expire?

[Ethan Moore @SonOfEngineers]

@tradegal_ At the phrase level, contrast “Forgive me Father, for I have sinned.” with “Sorry Daddy, I’ve been naughty.”

[Zack James @Zack_James94]

I get physically ill when people say the Democrats are too far left. They are primarily a center-right party, with a handful of center-left members.

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

Never ignore the efforts of someone who tries to stay in touch. I can tell you, A lot of people really don't care about you. When someone remembers to text, call, and catch up. Give them the audience. It's not all the time people care

[Prof Zenkus @anthonyzenkus]

We throw away 60 million tons of food each year and there are more than 16 empty dwelling places for every unhoused person in this country.

Capitalism is predicated on the illusion of scarcity.

Scarcity is a lie.

[Ethan Moore @SonOfEngineers]

@wrinklefreelee There’s a road near me with a speed limit of 85 mph.

[Ethan Moore @SonOfEngineers]

@CATIAManikin This would be tremendously expensive. I could get 1/2x7x7 out of the local metal suppliers’ drops shelves really cheaply. But 5x7x7 would be an expensive special order. It wouldn’t cost ten times as much; it might be a hundred times.