Jonathan S. Kent 🖊

Notifications suck || Parody || No art is mine

[Jonathan S. Kent 🖊 @SonOfReporters]

"Lightning strike woke me up. Scared me. Hit our barn. The animals started to scream. But they didn't have to worry. My dad IS Superman."

⇀ Son of Steel
⇀Legacy of Heroes
⇀Alien-Human
⇀Mature Content
⇀Minors dni
⇀Dark Themes
⇀(N)sfw portrayal
♡ & ↻

[Jonathan S. Kent 🖊 @SonOfReporters]

"Feed Streaky, check"

[𝑺𝘶𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘸𝘰𝘮𝘢𝘯 @FamousLoisLane]

Now go… do something

[Jonathan S. Kent 🖊 @SonOfReporters]

😭

[𝑺𝘶𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘸𝘰𝘮𝘢𝘯 @FamousLoisLane]

But nothing!

[Jonathan S. Kent 🖊 @SonOfReporters]

But moooooom

[𝑺𝘶𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘸𝘰𝘮𝘢𝘯 @FamousLoisLane]

Because.. when you go through enough like … you just can’t!

[Jonathan S. Kent 🖊 @SonOfReporters]

How come you get to say it but I can't?

[𝑺𝘶𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘸𝘰𝘮𝘢𝘯 @FamousLoisLane]

SHIT

[Jonathan S. Kent 🖊 @SonOfReporters]

"I don't have school"

[ᑕᒪᗩᖇK KEᑎT @BigBlueDCAU]

“Nope time to wake up you got school!”

[Jonathan S. Kent 🖊 @SonOfReporters]

"15 more minutes"

[ᑕᒪᗩᖇK KEᑎT @BigBlueDCAU]

“Good morning everyone!”

[Jonathan S. Kent 🖊 @SonOfReporters]

@FamousLoisLane

[Jonathan S. Kent 🖊 @SonOfReporters]

@FamousLoisLane "I'm just saying that it should mean I'm old enough to drink coffee"

[Jonathan S. Kent 🖊 @SonOfReporters]

@FamousLoisLane "I'm old enough to drive"

[Jonathan S. Kent 🖊 @SonOfReporters]

@FamousLoisLane "I'm 19"

[Jonathan S. Kent 🖊 @SonOfReporters]

@FamousLoisLane "But mooooooom"

[Jonathan S. Kent 🖊 @SonOfReporters]

@DreamsADreamer "I like the look, what's the occasion?"

[Jonathan S. Kent 🖊 @SonOfReporters]

"Streaky is being orange again"

[Jonathan S. Kent 🖊 @SonOfReporters]

@FamousLoisLane I do that all the time when I forget to do chores

[Jonathan S. Kent 🖊 @SonOfReporters]

@FamousLoisLane You could just fly around the Earth really fast to turn back time

[Jonathan S. Kent 🖊 @SonOfReporters]

@FamousLoisLane Late?

[Jonathan S. Kent 🖊 @SonOfReporters]

@DreamsADreamer They're your powers Nia. You were chosen for a reason. Maybe you're hybrid physiology is affecting how they're supposed to work but they are your powers