Lᴇᴏ Vᴀʟᴅᴇᴢ.

〔Bᴀᴅ Bᴏʏ Sᴜᴘʀᴇᴍᴇ〕┊ ❝We all got weaknesses. Me, for instance. I'm tragically funny and good looking❞ ┊ sᴏɴ ᴏғ ʜᴇᴘʜᴀᴇsᴛᴜs ┊ Head Counselor of Cabin IX

[Lᴇᴏ Vᴀʟᴅᴇᴢ. @SonOfTheForge]

❝Oh.❞ Suddenly Leo didn't look so excited. Then he remembered everyone was watching. ❝I mean... Oh, cool! Suffering? I love suffering! Let's do this.❞

↠ ʀᴇᴠᴀᴍᴘᴇᴅ ᴀᴄᴄᴏᴜɴᴛ
↠ ʙᴀᴅ ʙᴏʏ sᴜᴘʀᴇᴍᴇ
↠ ᴍɪʀʀᴏʀs ᴅᴇᴛᴀɪʟ
↠ ʀᴛ's ᴀᴘᴘʀᴇᴄɪᴀᴛᴇᴅ

[Lᴇᴏ Vᴀʟᴅᴇᴢ. @SonOfTheForge]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 8 years, since 30 Oct 2014 (via @twi_age).

[Lᴇᴏ Vᴀʟᴅᴇᴢ. @SonOfTheForge]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 7 years, since 30 Oct 2014 (via @twi_age).

[Lᴇᴏ Vᴀʟᴅᴇᴢ. @SonOfTheForge]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 6 years, since 30 Oct 2014 (via @twi_age).

[Lᴇᴏ Vᴀʟᴅᴇᴢ. @SonOfTheForge]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 5 years, since 30 Oct 2014 (via @twi_age).

[Lᴇᴏ Vᴀʟᴅᴇᴢ. @SonOfTheForge]

“I've come to the conclusion that I've been watching too much Tik Tok videos.”

[Lᴇᴏ Vᴀʟᴅᴇᴢ. @SonOfTheForge]

“Hit or miss, I guess they never miss HUH.”

[Lᴇᴏ Vᴀʟᴅᴇᴢ. @SonOfTheForge]

“Top of the mornin to ya laddies!”

[Lᴇᴏ Vᴀʟᴅᴇᴢ. @SonOfTheForge]

Changes the 'Days Without Accident' counter to zero.

[Lᴇᴏ Vᴀʟᴅᴇᴢ. @SonOfTheForge]

“Oh yeah, she's totally jealous.”

[Lᴇᴏ Vᴀʟᴅᴇᴢ. @SonOfTheForge]

“Oh no worries, I would much rather be spending New Years in my grease stained, giant microwave of a cabin.”

LIES.

“In fact, I'd even say you're missing out. Who needs crystal clear waters when you can have a bunch of sweaty half siblings.”

FLASHES A FAKE CONFIDENT SMILE.

[𝐏𝐈𝐏𝐄𝐑 𝐌𝐂𝐋𝐄𝐀𝐍 @Piper_McLean]

Just smiles awkwardly.

“Sorry, but not really.”

[Lᴇᴏ Vᴀʟᴅᴇᴢ. @SonOfTheForge]

“Happy New Year to you too budd- OLD?? YOU CAN'T GROW OLD MAN, WE STILL HAVE LOTS OF TOMFOOLERY TO DO!”

[‍ ‍Percy Jackson. @HalfBloodSon]

HAPPY NEW YEAR, guys! Fell asleep as soon as the clock struck twelve.

I'm getting old.

[Lᴇᴏ Vᴀʟᴅᴇᴢ. @SonOfTheForge]

Finger guns.

[Lᴇᴏ Vᴀʟᴅᴇᴢ. @SonOfTheForge]

“Brooklyn Nine Nine is an amazing show and I am READY TO DEBATE.”

[Lᴇᴏ Vᴀʟᴅᴇᴢ. @SonOfTheForge]

@BrightSunnyBoi Takes the tissue thankfully.

Gods bless you Will.

[Lᴇᴏ Vᴀʟᴅᴇᴢ. @SonOfTheForge]

“I'm gonna sneeze.”

[Lᴇᴏ Vᴀʟᴅᴇᴢ. @SonOfTheForge]

“I know! Aren't I amazing?”

[Lᴇᴏ Vᴀʟᴅᴇᴢ. @SonOfTheForge]

“HAH. Jokes on you Beauty Queen, I already know I'm not gonna nail it.”

Crosses his arms over his chest and shows a smug smile.

[Lᴇᴏ Vᴀʟᴅᴇᴢ. @SonOfTheForge]

Well wait no longer! Bring out the fireworks! Because he just did.

[Lᴇᴏ Vᴀʟᴅᴇᴢ. @SonOfTheForge]

“Damn maybe I should be the next Oracle. Does Apollo take applications?”

[Lᴇᴏ Vᴀʟᴅᴇᴢ. @SonOfTheForge]

SNEEZES.