MEMESWALI

a meme writer
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,Apki Apni MEMESWALI
karma is #bitch 😎
।। अगर मगर काश मैं हूं,
मैं खुद अपनी तलाश में हूं ।।

[MEMESWALI @SonaliMathur18]

@ArvindKejriwal Sir please help we need an icu bed urgently for 85+(age) heart patient
SpO2 is fluctuating - 70-80%

[MEMESWALI @SonaliMathur18]

@ArvindKejriwal Mr JP Mathur
85 yrs
Address 9/5 C, Pocket B, Ashok Vihar phase III, near DDA market and mata jai Kaur school

Need Oxygen Bed immediately

Contact no - 9818165209
9810792259
9873144240
9911094779
SpO2 dropping to 78-80% with oxygen Concentrator at 5 lt

[MEMESWALI @SonaliMathur18]

@ArvindKejriwal Sir we need an icu bed urgently for 85+ patient please help sir please help

[MEMESWALI @SonaliMathur18]

Jab tak aap ye sentence padhogy itne mei toh mai swiggy se order kar chuki houngi.
Done✌🏻😋

[MEMESWALI @SonaliMathur18]

Crush: Hey! I love you
Me: mujhe b toh bta esa kya dekh liya mujh m 🤔

[MEMESWALI @SonaliMathur18]

My bestie as a housewife:

[MEMESWALI @SonaliMathur18]

Me and my best friend secretly listening to someone else's conversation

[MEMESWALI @SonaliMathur18]

Me:*is winning the arguments with facts and logic*
Parents:Bss,bakwass kra lo,zubaan chalti hai kenchi ki tarah 😏

[MEMESWALI @SonaliMathur18]

Guys the season has come where our mom will be like
Chal ab pankhe saaf kar pure ghar ki dusting kar🤷🏻‍♀

[MEMESWALI @SonaliMathur18]

*Me using phone*📱
Sara din phone pe bethi rehti hai pdh b liya kr kabi
*Me studying* 🙇
Acha zara ek kaam karde market se kuch saman le aa

[MEMESWALI @SonaliMathur18]

Mere dost bhi KOI RAVAN se kam nahi,
Koi unhe bhi fook do 😂🤭

[MEMESWALI @SonaliMathur18]

Two type of girls:
1. Awwwwww!!!! Seriously
2. Sahi bata bhenchod

[MEMESWALI @SonaliMathur18]

Ye chal kya raha hai
Ac on kro to thand off kro to garmi🤷🏻‍♀️banda kre to kre kya

[MEMESWALI @SonaliMathur18]

Q!!!
Meri yaad arhi hai na 😋

[MEMESWALI @SonaliMathur18]

When your friend doesn’t reply you on time

[MEMESWALI @SonaliMathur18]

Dosto k msgs or calls ko ignore kr k crush ko attention dene wale dost exam mei fail hi hoty hain💃

[MEMESWALI @SonaliMathur18]

A real best friend get jealous when you get close to someone 🙆

[MEMESWALI @SonaliMathur18]

Dear girls,
Ye jo tumhare male best friends hai na ye ek din tumhe zarur propose karengy 💁
Be prepared

[MEMESWALI @SonaliMathur18]

I want someone to look at me the way Chandler looks at Monica 😍

[MEMESWALI @SonaliMathur18]

First day of relationship: I like how mad n goofy you are😌
After 6 months: Everything’s a fucking joke to you,be a grown up😑