Caroline

musician // rock climber // policy grad student // nonprofit admin // based in PDX

[Caroline @SondryLondes]

@chrisfluming This inalienable truth exists at the detriment of all Carolines. We are left in limbo, excluded from participation yet unable to escape its vortex, forced to be the unwilling muse assailed by ba ba bas screamed into our ears in bars, on trains, at ball games, everywhere. forever.

[Caroline @SondryLondes]

So @GregAbbott_TX @GovernorLittle @GovParsonMO @BillLeeTN @GovCox @tatereeves are you also going to ban IVF? Shut down fertility clinics with unused embryos? Measure population including fetuses & fund public services accordingly? Let pregnant people claim dependent tax credits?

[Caroline @SondryLondes]

Just a reminder in the wake of #RoeOverturned that "pro-life" is not real; they are Forced Birth Extremists.

[Caroline @SondryLondes]

@obiwankenobi first take (spoiler): shouldn't Obi-Wan have KNOWN that Anakin was alive? They're both super advanced Jedi who spent years together and should be able to sense the other's presence. I guess the "jaded Obi haunted by guilt" plot would've been less effective #ObiWan

[Caroline @SondryLondes]

Does anyone else feel like getting older just means learning more and more and more acronyms until you die?

[Caroline @SondryLondes]

@Eve6 i know you didn't ask me but i like the heart in a blender song so much that i regularly do it karaoke but only the high harmonies and let me tell you ppl do NOT like that. so pls let me know if you want to duet sometime, we have really good karaoke in portland.

[Caroline @SondryLondes]

@themandalorian SPOILER ALERT: I would give ANYTHING to watch the next episode with @MalloryRubin @netw3rk & Jason Mantzoukas when Ahsoka Tano shows up. Any bets on who's playing her? I REALLY want it to be Thandie Newton 🤞🤞🤞 #protectbabyyoda

[Commissioner Jo Ann Hardesty @JoAnnPDX]

My open letter to Portland Police Bureau Chief Lovell and Police Commissioner Mayor Wheeler. (Thread - 1)

[Caroline @SondryLondes]

@MalloryRubin @netw3rk like if they determined the multiverse theory is valid, HOW do they know they are 100% projecting the future of their OWN timeline and not another. If so, maybe Lily's "choice" triggered a deviation to a different timeline? (2)

[Caroline @SondryLondes]

ISO someone who's watched all of #Devs & listened to the @binge_mode pod & has seen #Endgame and preferably also #Westworld. @MalloryRubin + @netw3rk --> IF that's "not his Amaya" then how do they know the future projections are "their" Lily/Forest/Lindon etc? (1)

[Alex Zielinski @alex_zee]

Gov. @OregonGovBrown has added clarifications to her executive order, noting that homeless Oregonians won't be penalized for not "staying home."

[Caroline @SondryLondes]

If four adult roommates are videoconferencing at 128Mbps and coffee is brewed at a rate of 7 cups per hour, how many rolls of toilet paper does it take to reduce the velocity of crippling anxiety? #Quarantine #quarantinemath

[Caroline @SondryLondes]

@BlindIDos These women have been fed the idea that love should be like a RomCom and that it's attractive when men are aloof and emotionally manipulative. When a connection feels SAFE, that must mean it's not real. Kelly/Jessica deserve better but need to relearn what love/respect looks like

[Caroline @SondryLondes]

@BlindIDos I have a whole thing: Jessica and Kelly didn't want nice guys or real relationships. They have been brainwashed by society to want hot assholes. They were waiting for infatuation based on toxic masculinity that keeps them insecure and desperately seeking approval. (1)

[Caroline @SondryLondes]

My friend owes $27K for a necessary surgery that she was told would be 100% covered by Cobra. TWENTY SEVEN THOUSAND. Without the surgery, she wouldn't be able to walk and therefore not able to work or keep her apartment. We need #medicareforall NOW.
We need @BernieSanders

[Caroline @SondryLondes]

@CynthiaNixon I got on Twitter for the first time in years to say thank you for this. We don't realize how incessant and conflicting and damaging these messages are until we hear them piled on top of each other. #cryingatwork #bealady #BeaLadyTheySaid

[Caroline @SondryLondes]

I just entered to win tix to see Kero Kero Bonito this Sunday @wonderballroom! @monqui Enter here ---> https://t.co/Rj1SL3pxFl