Sonia Faviana

[Sonia Faviana @Soniafavi]

http://t.co/o4eqny0G Women can't seem to resist my charms. What? They're magically delicious.

[Sonia Faviana @Soniafavi]

http://t.co/SNyYGZuq I'm white. But I'm not NASCAR fan white.

[Sonia Faviana @Soniafavi]

http://t.co/5BK5MQaD Whenever I see a couple with a significant height difference, I always picture them doing it.

[Sonia Faviana @Soniafavi]

How about instead of me calling you to let you know that I landed safely, you just watch the news? http://t.co/A2ELlNta

[Sonia Faviana @Soniafavi]

http://t.co/SNyYGZuq Cop: Whatever you say will be held against you. Me: TEDDYBEARS Cop: Aww.