SonicFacts™

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Sonic has been to the Met Gala over 10 times!

He’s never been invited. It’s just really hard to keep a little blue freak with superspeed out of places.

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Sonic has been diligently saving a percentage of his paycheck! It hasn't been easy to cut back on some of the things he used to spend money on but he's been able to acculumate enough to oh my god he stubbed his toe oh fuck it's gone it's all fucking gone

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@SamsProStation @GamesCage_ @CRosenMusic SEGA is finally releasing the files!

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Sonic ran to the polls. He didn’t vote, he just likes running to places

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Sonic just mailed in his ballot 🗳️👍

[Sonic the Hedgehog @sonic_hedgehog]

The Sonic Social team proudly presents: The Murder of Sonic the Hedgehog!

A brand new Sonic game. Available right now. On Steam. For FREE!

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The kids love that Sonic doesn't file his taxes. That's what gives him that "bad boy" edge.

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Oh my god which one of you told Sonic about Phoebe Bridgers

[Sonic the Hedgehog @sonic_hedgehog]

Man.

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Green Hill Zone? You mean Windows XP?? But yeah I think stand up has been going really well.

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Hey has anyone seen Sonic? Everything is fine. I'm just asking. But if you see him please text me and do not call the cops.

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If other people are doing it too it doesn't count

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Sonic has NEVER done drugs.

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Well what do you define as hard?

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Shadow deleted twitter and is desperately trying to find a new outlet. He is currently arguing about geopolitics in the comments of an xHamster video.

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Sonic is the Guinness World Record holder for performing the fastest (and most unsuccessful) open heart surgery

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Oh no Sonic, those are the wrong troops oh my god!!!

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Sonic proudly stands with the troops 🫡

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Sonic proudly stands with the troops 🫡

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Sonic says: Don't do drugs! Or just do them. Honestly it's inconsequential to Sonic, don't keep him updated.

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Looks like Sonic is going back to Casino Night Zone again! "Tonight I'm going to get my house back, I just know it," he keeps saying. We here at SonicFacts™ don't know what that means but we think it's very cool!