“Je ne suis pas français mais je parle couramment la langue de la baguette.”
•Hooker!Hartley
•penis aficionado
•curator of the world’s largest collection of sex toys
•kinky fucker
•occasionally partakes in the crack
•A Face Of #TheFrenchiestFry
//if you're a Lewd DNI account, you might not wanna follow me here. There are VERY MUCH lewd and NSFW themes on this account if that wasn't clear by the pinned and the name 😅
“Je ne suis pas français mais je parle couramment la langue de la baguette.”
•Hooker!Hartley
•penis aficionado
•curator of the world’s largest collection of sex toys
•kinky fucker
•occasionally partakes in the crack
•A Face Of #TheFrenchiestFry
@ThereWasABeat Mission successful! He required attention. Specifically Cisco attention. Stripping seems to work, and he has no problem doing so. "Ciscooooo, pay attention to meeee!" He also may be mildly intoxicated....
@ThereWasABeat He tricked him into NOTHING! It's not HIS fault Cisco got so drunk afterwards during the reception that he blacked out and lost his memory in the process.
Hartley moves into the kitchen of the current hideout, wearing a rather short silk robe as he makes his way over to the coffee machine. Yes, he's alive. He's been... Busy.