Pied Piper, Pretty Prostitute

“It’s time to pay the Pied Piper.” •RP|MV/MS|Gay|18+|Sub• Werewolf AU MC Omega Rogue Meta #ℙ𝕒𝕕𝕗𝕠𝕠𝕥 #TheF#TheFrenchiestFry NSFW af Parody acc

[Pied Piper, Pretty Prostitute @SonicResonance]

“Je ne suis pas français mais je parle couramment la langue de la baguette.”

•Hooker!Hartley
•penis aficionado
•curator of the world’s largest collection of sex toys
•kinky fucker
•occasionally partakes in the crack
•A Face Of #TheFrenchiestFry

[Pied Piper, Pretty Prostitute @SonicResonance]

When AREN'T you staring at me? Honestly, Cisco, I can't even blame you. I'm just too pretty to ignore.

[thing 1. @ThereWasABeat]

Yeah, you over there? The one reading this post. I got my eye on you.

[Pied Piper, Pretty Prostitute @SonicResonance]

//if you're a Lewd DNI account, you might not wanna follow me here. There are VERY MUCH lewd and NSFW themes on this account if that wasn't clear by the pinned and the name 😅

[Pied Piper, Pretty Prostitute @SonicResonance]

“Je ne suis pas français mais je parle couramment la langue de la baguette.”

•Hooker!Hartley
•penis aficionado
•curator of the world’s largest collection of sex toys
•kinky fucker
•occasionally partakes in the crack
•A Face Of #TheFrenchiestFry

[Pied Piper, Pretty Prostitute @SonicResonance]

https://t.co/L0PUIODEMN

[Pied Piper, Pretty Prostitute @SonicResonance]

//UN was previously HypnoticOmega but uhh braincell said change it so here we are

[Pied Piper, Pretty Prostitute @SonicResonance]

Stealing @ThereWasABeat's blankets

[Pied Piper, Pretty Prostitute @SonicResonance]

@ThereWasABeat Ciscooooooo

[Pied Piper, Pretty Prostitute @SonicResonance]

Time to lay on @ThereWasABeat's desk

[Pied Piper, Pretty Prostitute @SonicResonance]

P r e e n s

[thing 1. @ThereWasABeat]

Hartley doesn’t deserve to look like that.

[Pied Piper, Pretty Prostitute @SonicResonance]

@ThereWasABeat Mission successful! He required attention. Specifically Cisco attention. Stripping seems to work, and he has no problem doing so. "Ciscooooo, pay attention to meeee!" He also may be mildly intoxicated....

[Pied Piper, Pretty Prostitute @SonicResonance]

Glomps onto @ThereWasABeat

He requires ATTENTION

[Pied Piper, Pretty Prostitute @SonicResonance]

Day three of trying to get @ThereWasABeat's attention by any means necessary. Today it's loss of clothes.

[Pied Piper, Pretty Prostitute @SonicResonance]

Bites @ThereWasABeat

[Pied Piper, Pretty Prostitute @SonicResonance]

"And if I do? What then, *Reverse Flash*?"

[Pied Piper, Pretty Prostitute @SonicResonance]

"We may have had our... Differences, but can't deny that you're attractive."

[Pied Piper, Pretty Prostitute @SonicResonance]

"So do I." Cue the wink

[Pied Piper, Pretty Prostitute @SonicResonance]

//am I on here often these days? No. But since my name change was granted and I am LEGALLY Hartley now, I felt I should stop by for just a minute

[Pied Piper, Pretty Prostitute @SonicResonance]

@ThereWasABeat Aggressively being obnoxious

[Pied Piper, Pretty Prostitute @SonicResonance]

I was busy

[thing 1. @ThereWasABeat]

Hartley appear.

[Pied Piper, Pretty Prostitute @SonicResonance]

You can be stuck up my ass instead of you wanted

[thing 1. @ThereWasABeat]

I miss Hartley the most when we aren’t talking and I coincidentally forget how stuck up his own ass he is.

[Pied Piper, Pretty Prostitute @SonicResonance]

@ThereWasABeat He tricked him into NOTHING! It's not HIS fault Cisco got so drunk afterwards during the reception that he blacked out and lost his memory in the process.

[Pied Piper, Pretty Prostitute @SonicResonance]

Hartley moves into the kitchen of the current hideout, wearing a rather short silk robe as he makes his way over to the coffee machine. Yes, he's alive. He's been... Busy.

[Pied Piper, Pretty Prostitute @SonicResonance]

@ThereWasABeat He really went and forgot their whole marriage? Their anniversary is next week!!!

[Pied Piper, Pretty Prostitute @SonicResonance]

@ThereWasABeat Absolutely not. No. Not a chance. Nope. And Cisco is not allowed a divorce either.