The Writing Writer

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[The Writing Writer @SonofTurdFerg]

@impeachpicnic

[📼 vermina 🐀 @eldianangel]

i do not like current events.

[The Writing Writer @SonofTurdFerg]

@itcamefromohio I was meant to be independently wealthy, to use the majority of that wealth to disrupt shitheads, and to use the remainder to lavish myself with material goods that make the five year old in my brain vibrate with excitement

[The Writing Writer @SonofTurdFerg]

@itcamefromohio Felt.

[The Writing Writer @SonofTurdFerg]

@esoteric_gf Lore goes incredibly hard

[The Writing Writer @SonofTurdFerg]

@eldianangel It's me, I'm the little perverts

[Suzy Exposito @HexPositive]

Give Audrey Hobert a gun

[The Writing Writer @SonofTurdFerg]

@eldianangel You turned me onto Audrey earlier than I would have been, and for that you will always be a real one

[The Writing Writer @SonofTurdFerg]

@impeachpicnic I've never felt such enthusiasm for the multi-pronged utility of the humble seatbelt

[The Writing Writer @SonofTurdFerg]

@eldianangel This fits easily into a suitcase and/or trunk btw, I'm starting to put some pieces together

[Elmo @elmo]

Everybody!! Elmo just went down the slide at the playground!!! 🛝

[The Writing Writer @SonofTurdFerg]

@eldianangel I was just there a couple weeks ago, I feel for you and hope the orb will whisk you away

[The Writing Writer @SonofTurdFerg]

@eldianangel Body so bangin' it'd give anyone goosebumps

[The Writing Writer @SonofTurdFerg]

@eldianangel Me when I see my second cousins, like "Yeah man, let's get stupid amped off some gummy bears and watch Alien: Romulus after I have a five hour discussion with your younger brother about which dinosaurs are best, absofuckinglutely"

[The Writing Writer @SonofTurdFerg]

@eldianangel Lightning McQuocs out there communicating everything that carrying that book with you normally would 🔥

[The Writing Writer @SonofTurdFerg]

@impeachpicnic Idk what it says about me, but he made me angry 😅

[The Writing Writer @SonofTurdFerg]

@itcamefromohio I get enough of this from my conscience, I don't need to see it on Twitter too 😭

[The Writing Writer @SonofTurdFerg]

@eldianangel You've gotta find a safe space and then absolutely demolish it with unmitigated perversion

[The Writing Writer @SonofTurdFerg]

@eldianangel Do pre-orders count, because Kenneth Hiya Biollante actually rips tremendous amounts of ass

[The Writing Writer @SonofTurdFerg]

@itcamefromohio What better way could there possibly be to serve up such a mouthwatering snack?