Sonya Chapman

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[Sonya Chapman @SonyaCCTri]

"@LilyputTayto: A twirl is a safe flake" - So wise.

[Sonya Chapman @SonyaCCTri]

@LilyputTayto

[Sonya Chapman @SonyaCCTri]

@LinziTate And I thought it was just baby chicks and rhododendrons!

[Linzi Tate Smith @LinziTate]

I have had endless battles with walking trousers over the years. It frustrated me so much, I decided to blog about it...

https://t.co/OeuxPTHEF9

[Linzi Tate Smith @LinziTate]

On Wednesday I'll be talking about how we've managed to double our membership @HGtheatre over the last few months.

Join the @ticketingprofs webinar to find out more from me and other brilliant theatres 👇

[Sonya Chapman @SonyaCCTri]

@LinziTate Just awful.

[Sonya Chapman @SonyaCCTri]

@LinziTate @TRGArtsUK @spektrix So gallivanty!

[Sonya Chapman @SonyaCCTri]

@LinziTate Oh no you didn't!

[Sonya Chapman @SonyaCCTri]

@LinziTate

[Sonya Chapman @SonyaCCTri]

Thanks to @susie_dent and @GylesB1's wonderful podcast Something Rhymes with Purple, I now know that "Botox" is short for "Botulinum toxin". Literally putting toxins in your face. Mad.

[Sonya Chapman @SonyaCCTri]

@LinziTate 🤑🤑🤑🤑

[Sonya Chapman @SonyaCCTri]

@LinziTate Whoa excellent adulting

[Gina Miller @thatginamiller]

No coverage today on this British Medical Association report @TheBMA
'A Health Service on the Brink: the Dangers of a No Deal Brexit'. Warns 'no deal' #Brexit risks catastrophic consequences for patients, health workforce & services across UK & EU. WHY?
https://t.co/00eQSXsj4u

[Sonya Chapman @SonyaCCTri]

@LinziTate @IlkleyHalf Woo-hoo!! Best result when you just enjoy it 😁

[Sonya Chapman @SonyaCCTri]

Live this quote from @GentlemanJackTV: "He couldn't even knock the skin off a rice pudding!"

[Sonya Chapman @SonyaCCTri]

@revivewarwick I lasted 10 seconds! 🙈

[Sonya Chapman @SonyaCCTri]

@LinziTate I gif'd 😁

[Sonya Chapman @SonyaCCTri]

@LinziTate

[Sonya Chapman @SonyaCCTri]

@simontate @LinziTate average Tate weekend

[Quite Interesting @qikipedia]

During its larva stage, the polyphemus moth eats 86,000 times its bodyweight in 56 days

[Sonya Chapman @SonyaCCTri]

@LinziTate @wotfest 🍻😁

[Sonya Chapman @SonyaCCTri]

@JordanTSteer saw this and thought of you!

[Susie Dent @susie_dent]

'Sarcasm' is a deliciously deadly word. It's from the Greek for 'tearing flesh', because a sarcastic comment 'rips the skin'. It's a sibling of 'sarcophagus', 'flesh-eating', thanks to the limestone used in ancient coffins, This, and the revelation of what does rhyme with purple: