Susy Macedo

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[Susy Macedo @SooSayyMac]

Interviewer: So why do you want this job?

Me: To provide a better life for my dog

[Susy Macedo @SooSayyMac]

@QuikTrip Why is there literal plastic in my coffee. Yes I thought I was over reacting and yes I kept drinking it thinking it was me. No it’s literally plastic. Hard as shy flavorless plastic. Who do I contact about this ?!

[Susy Macedo @SooSayyMac]

@fanmio I already purchased and now it’s making me repurchase. I’m not paying twice

[Susy Macedo @SooSayyMac]

@fanmio fix it. I’ve sent an email and nothing .

[Susy Macedo @SooSayyMac]

@fanmio @FloydMayweather @LoganPaul Keeps telling me to come back.... wtf fix it or refund me my money

[Susy Macedo @SooSayyMac]

I’ll @ you just say the word 💀

[Susy Macedo @SooSayyMac]

You weren’t invited for a reason. Let that sink in a little 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Susy Macedo @SooSayyMac]

If Madam Vice President Kamala Harris can wear chucks and vans with a blazer then I can wear chucks and vans with a blazer. Brb ordering shoes now👟👟👟

[Susy Macedo @SooSayyMac]

So let me get this straight “Blue lives matter” only when it comes at the expense of a minority. But fuck the blue lives because you didn’t get your way during an election? Did I get that right Karen ?

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

Wearing a mask isn't a political statement — it's a patriotic duty.

[Susy Macedo @SooSayyMac]

PSA: Bring back Scream Queens, it was before it’s time. But we’re ready now 🙏🏽

[Susy Macedo @SooSayyMac]

@Ipaolosolano So like want to dm your bot secrets ? I tried for two days straight 😞

[Susy Macedo @SooSayyMac]

This is your sign to follow up with your absentee ballot. Just do it. Take it from someone who still has no status after it was dropped in a ballot box two weeks ago.

[Adam Burke @atpburke]

The President is going to show us how easy it is to beat this disease and all you need is a private helicopter, 12 of the best doctors in the world, and every single drug available at a moment's notice.

[Susy Macedo @SooSayyMac]

About to dub my twitter as “complaining about different customer services so you don’t have to”

[Susy Macedo @SooSayyMac]

I want to scream at how shit @Lowes customer service is. I keep getting transferred and hung up on. EVERY TIME I CALL. Lol I just want to know where my appliances are 🙃🙃

[Susy Macedo @SooSayyMac]

Get your boo, buy your house, travel, grow together 👌🏽 Manifest that shit. I made that goal a year ago and now Im so grateful to be in the process of fixing my new home

[caro @carobaro_]

friendly reminder that flu shots are now available at your local pharmacy, so please get one!

[T @itsurgirlT_]

We made it to Friday, give yourself a pat on the back today 🥵