Mark

Chicagoan who parlayed his degrees from Kentucky and the University of Southern California into being a stay at home dad… in Italy

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@nbcsnl #SNLoween "the Californians"

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@ryanshrout Magic Mike XXL

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@othersteve My brain can’t take anymore than a 2x2 or a 3x3 😂. If I take a week off, I get rusty and have to build it back up

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@crapulentfather Is he your favorite of the two?

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@othersteve Bravo! Sei italiano ormai! 🤌🤣

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Hey, @lizurso come get your mans…

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@othersteve Ancora imparo or sto ancora imparando is my usual response when the locals are surprised I speak Italian. So I was curious when I saw you tweet it

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@othersteve Va beh 🤣

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Yo, @airestetwo is this your club, bruv?

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Quella nera @acmilan

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Forza Milan

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@ericlayman Can confirm. A toilet scrubber next to it would also make it European

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@kdaveeffect Man, that’s all it took for me to get interested in SC football again?

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@richjmadrid @PlayoffKap @mzenitz @on3 We’re back, baby!

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@ericlayman Wow. @ me next time, coward!

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@crapulentfather @SewerJosh I’m Vienna and I can’t stop saying “vienna mah deeeeiiick”

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@crapulentfather @othersteve Fuck, I thought they were like 4. My middle is 7 🤣

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@othersteve @crapulentfather How old are the twins already? 2/3 of mine were identified in K-1. The youngest one (3) just said “dad, you are a penis” in italian to me, so I think he’s well on his way

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@othersteve @crapulentfather Is the one that’s not better at smash at least?