Evil

EVIL {CLONE # 934-T52} Lover of candy, doer of wicked stuffs, nemesis of a man that used to be a store. Casual hobby: The study of humanity and how to end it.

[Evil @Sookeh]

“@MastercardEvil: {Thinks @Sookeh and I should get together, get smashed. And light the world on fire.}” I can read thinks and is good think

[Evil @Sookeh]

@Dex_SliceofLife Hey, stink face, what up?

[Evil @Sookeh]

*listening to @RevWhite_ preach* I don't even know why I'm here. That's the last time I drink jäger.

[Evil @Sookeh]

@abrutalmadness No. But that makes me feel safe. Erm.. Well.. Unless you swing that bat.

[Evil @Sookeh]

*rolls under @AlyxConway and @DavidCallum's bed* I sleeps! *snores like a fuckin bear*

[Evil @Sookeh]

*stretches in an evil manner*

[Evil @Sookeh]

@abrutalmadness I'm a random kind of girl. And @AlyxConway told me about bat porn.

[Evil @Sookeh]

“@AlyxConway: Bat porn.” I heard a nana nana nana nana playing in my mind before Bat Porn!

[Evil @Sookeh]

I want to lick @abrutalmadness but I'm afraid of where he might try to shove that bat.

[Evil @Sookeh]

Fancy butt needs fancy soap.

[Evil @Sookeh]

*totally using the good washcloths*

[Evil @Sookeh]

*washing the evil butt in somebody's sink*

[Evil @Sookeh]

*under somebody's bed, snoring like a fucking grizzly bear*

[Evil @Sookeh]

Ya both nasty.

[Evil @Sookeh]

*somewhere, licking a fat toad and tweaking like a mother fucker*

[Evil @Sookeh]

Have any of you guys seen Sausage Party? Apparently our food is horny as fux.

[Evil @Sookeh]

*zombie moan*

[Evil @Sookeh]

It's hard out here for a pimp. Couldn't even sell a horny toad today.

[Evil @Sookeh]

@BloodyUnethical "Uh..." Looks away, realizing she's said too much. "Here." She places fat Eddie at the stranger's feet. "On the house."

[Evil @Sookeh]

@BloodyUnethical "I like to cover myself in peanut butter before a workout." She shrugs, a little embarrassed. "It's a long story."