SoozieQ ☮

I run gyms, pools and fitnessy things! ✌️ Some succeed because they are destined. Most succeed because they are determined.

[SoozieQ ☮ @SoozieJQ]

True and effective����

[SoozieQ ☮ @SoozieJQ]

True and effective����

[SoozieQ ☮ @SoozieJQ]

@drmartens I returned an order and still haven’t received a refund. Who can I contact?

[SoozieQ ☮ @SoozieJQ]

@drmartens I sent a return and few weeks ago and heard nothing. How can I chase my return?

[SoozieQ ☮ @SoozieJQ]

Hi @EON_SE_en guess what?! I spent 2.5 HOURS on the phone changing my direct debit last month and you’ve still tried to take it wrong. So I just spent another 20 minutes on hold only to speak to an advisor who then disconnected me. Quite frankly it’s beyond a joke at this point

[SoozieQ ☮ @SoozieJQ]

@LoopyCases my loopy tore! MAYDAY MAYDAY!!!!

[Jon Pigeon @PigeonJon]

It is My Job to mark Harry Kane at Corners.

[SoozieQ ☮ @SoozieJQ]

Today I left my house with my dress undone because living alone has its challenges and I hate fiddly bitch ass zips #singlelife

[SoozieQ ☮ @SoozieJQ]

@philwallis1977 🙄 don’t be hating on Asda

[SoozieQ ☮ @SoozieJQ]

I went to Asda.
Made 3 fatal mistakes.
I’ll talk you through them

1. Shopping whilst hungry, always a fatal error. You will unnecessary unhealthy snacks e.g chocolate

1/3

[SoozieQ ☮ @SoozieJQ]

3. Not checking your eggs before purchase. See point 2. Was unwilling to sacrifice my avocados which were precariously balanced on top of all the other shit I didn’t come in for.

I only have myself to blame.
I’m done adulting for today.

3/3

[SoozieQ ☮ @SoozieJQ]

2. Convincing yourself you don’t need a basket. 10 minutes later you’re carrying 4000 items on one arm whilst watching the pitying looks of your shoppers thinking ‘she’s fucked that’

2/3

[SoozieQ ☮ @SoozieJQ]

Today I ate jelly without a spoon #reasonsimsingle

[Katerina @Katerina_Themis]

The most amazing feeling is having like minded people around you, and being able to feel free being a dumb arse without someone judging you for being a weirdo is the best🤷🏽‍♀️🙌🏼 keep these people in your life!

[SoozieQ ☮ @SoozieJQ]

It’s happened. It always does. I’ve bought the wrong bin liners... your condolences are welcome at this difficult time. #firstworldproblems

[SoozieQ ☮ @SoozieJQ]

Things I don’t miss living at my parents house - coming home to find my dad working in his pants.

Things I do miss - mornings getting ready with @lauras_edit. Who definitely does not eat Crunch Corners for breakfast. Definitely.

[SoozieQ ☮ @SoozieJQ]

100% had a dream starring @joelycett last night. It’s probably best we don’t talk about it in too much detail.

[SoozieQ ☮ @SoozieJQ]

@YourGymBuddies 😳 oh my god oh my god! Should I play it cool?

[SoozieQ ☮ @SoozieJQ]

I just can’t verbalise how much I love dried mango 🤷🏼‍♀️ #FirstWorldProblems

[Stewart 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🍉 @stewiebirnie]

Happy #InternationalWomanDay

This is my favourite woman in the whole world. She FaceTimes me from the toilet and sometimes gets peas stuck up her nose. But give her time she’ll change the world.