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they/him my thyroid sucks less. but I suck more

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Same

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If all goes to plan @whereisMUNA will be my first concert since doing the ol titty chop and I couldn’t be happier

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@treykarnes_ What I wouldn’t do to experience this again

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@LocalBirdMom ASPEN

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Suspicious

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Nap so good I took my pants off in my sleep

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Twitter told me to tweet something to celebrate my 5 year Twitter anniversary. Here ya go. Pee pee poo poo

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@treykarnes_ Egg laying kink

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My roommates said I’m not allowed to bring anymore home, since the Garfield lead mug incident.

[Zach Kornfeld @korndiddy]

I own 42 mugs. 2 are perfect, 3 are acceptable, and the rest are ghouls sent from hell to torment my available storage but can never be disposed of.

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@TAYLORMVDE__ Literally any public park with a pond.

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SNAIL

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@RiffXAstley Dude this is so cool!!

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Cis people are wild. Guy asked my name and after I told him he said he liked it. I said “thanks, it’s just the shortened of my dead name” then bro really said “what’s your dead name?”

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@JENCOOLIDGE I had a dream last night that you hated me and I need to make sure you don’t.

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@RiffXAstley My gym seems to have cleared out!

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LA dating is actually insane. This is straight up a lawless land. For the love of god can someone get these people some therapy.

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@treykarnes_ Mines literally just cute art, ceramic mugs and cute animals.

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Not the best photo but got me a little chrome teapot

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Hello my name is Soph, I’m a professional and these are my 2023 trend predictions:
1. Lobotomies