Sophie Al-Kaissy

[Sophie Al-Kaissy @SophAlKaissy]

Get you a school as beautiful as mine

[Bess Kalb @bessbell]

This election is a tough call because one candidate was endorsed by both the Taliban and the KKK and the other was endorsed by a broad bipartisan coalition and the New England Journal of Medicine.

[Sophie Al-Kaissy @SophAlKaissy]

@TheYoungGunRJ @Tinder @cassidyalkaissy is this the guy you thought was cute?

[Matt. @MattTheBrand]

i am a:

⚪️ man
⚪️ woman
🔘 little hungover

seeking:

⚪️ men
⚪️ women
🔘 a bagel

[Netflix @netflix]

what’s something you can say during sex but also when you manage a brand twitter account?

[Sophie Al-Kaissy @SophAlKaissy]

@my2trollmonkeys @whaddup_bren

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Aw fuck

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

In the Midwest we don’t ask “Did you eat?” We ask “jeet?”

[¿alex? @hoemoticon]

when im driving and i accidentally swerve into another lane

[Sophie Al-Kaissy @SophAlKaissy]

@my2trollmonkeys I’m not gonna say you’re wrong, but he’s a great dancer 😏