soph 🤏

Winner of the egg and spoon race 2007.
Games. Reads.

[Parody Chandler Bing @ChandlerBing_12]

Me not knowing what 6 7 means

[Emily @emilily88]

We’re not lying. Men cater to the male gaze more often than they realize.

[Stephen Knight 🎙️ @GSpellchecker]

I'm never not amused when the place with 48,204 gun-related deaths per year tells the place with 244 knife deaths per year that they need guns to deal with their knife problem.

[soph 🤏 @SophIsSmall]

No that’s literally Daphne Bridgerton x https://t.co/E8ZzjGs05p

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

They are not.

[Ben Smoke @bencsmoke]

you will never in a million years guess what this is in response to

[SITA @raspberhrriies]

everyone who got pink pilates princess in their spotify wrapped

[nate @homoclassical]

Charlotte: I just don't feel safe with a witch flying around!
Samantha: Honey, if sticking wood between your legs and riding it makes you a witch, then I'm in trouble...
Miranda: Why do men always call women with opinions witches?
Carrie: Big is moving to Munchkinland.

[jess @daylightjess]

fight back??? you lasted 49 days as prime minister you pathetic twat

[soph 🤏 @SophIsSmall]

Rolling Stone ate

[Rolling Stone @RollingStone]

Donald Trump — the twice impeached former president, Jan. 6 coup leader, convicted felon, adjudicated sexual abuser, and man who mismanaged the 2020 economic implosion and coronavirus disaster that killed more than 1 million people in this country — has convinced American voters to give him another term in the White House.

🔗 https://t.co/41sRvIxLmT

[Amanda Wong @amandawtwong]

Maybe we were too hard on JJ Abrams for "Somehow Palpatine returned."

[Sarah Ironside 💙 @SarahIronside6]

Tonight I learned something I’ve always suspected. Most people will support a rapist over a woman.