Soph🐉

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

“i asked chat gpt” well i asked tupac & he said that’s why he fucked your bitch you fat motherfucker

[Arlo White @arlowhite]

I suspect either a tray table was down, or one of the window blinds was still half open.

[Soph🐉 @SophSWild]

Why does everyone suddenly look like Timothee Chalamet (updated version) ?

[Shocky @illogically7]

Yk at first you do the 6-7 ironically to relate to the kids...then you get addicted to it. Every time someone says those numbers in that order your arms can't help themselves. They just do it. Pope Bob is not immune to this.

[Harry Hill @veryharryhill]

Not the Dyson Dachshund 3000

[Joshwelt @weltszzn]

Ideally life should feel like Animal Crossing. You’re hanging out. Going to the beach. Eating fresh fruit. You are a little in a hole financially but it’s fine

[Jay ひ @Jay2wvy]

Vapes are training u to suck robot dick #staywoke

[Sensations by Compliments @plopadop]

[chatting with friend stuck on the hantavirus ship] But other than that the trip was good?

[✧ @cessonmute]

Women are sharing live locations, checking the backseats of cars, carrying their keys between their knuckles and holding their hands over their drinks.

Men are doing 3 hour podcasts about how unfair it is that women don't smile at them.

[♡♀️ @bizz1espurpose]

Justin Bieber lived long enough to see straight men defending him 😭

[mindy🌷 @mindyisser]

i’d die for her

[Alex JER-dun @alexjordanATL]

they're calling it the most reassuring wartime message to the American people of all time

[dolly @v0l4til3]

went out on a date last night and told him i barely go out and then all the bartenders said hi to me 😭😭😭

[🦉 @IMY2JDB]

Me supporting me

[ppigg @s4m31p4n]

Your honor the moon was full

[Joe Santagato @JoeSantagato]

Bieber always been him

[Variety @Variety]

Alexander Skarsgård says he told Charli xcx that she was his No. 2 most-played artist of the year after filming #TheMoment.

“Secretly, quietly, on my little island in Sweden, I had a ‘brat summer.’”

https://t.co/o2nLmfOjJE

[Nicola. @NicolaSillyBum]

VB’s first dance