Sophie Sims

Sarcastic. Opinionated. Always right.

[Sophie Sims @Sophi3_Victoria]

@ASOS_HeretoHelp my parcel has been marked as delivered by Hermes but it’s not here - they have told me to contact ASOS. Please help.

[boohoo @boohoo]

This Carole Baskin impression 😂🐯😂

[Sophie Sims @Sophi3_Victoria]

Happy National Pet Day. Missing you Honey ❤️ #boohoo

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@ACNH_Giveaway @WOAHpieface

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@JKCorden You probably won’t see this because this tweet will be swimming amongst the haters, but you and Ruth did Gavin and Stacey proud. It was so warming to watch on Christmas Day. So thank you both for making the perfect episode!!!🙌🏻

[Sophie Sims @Sophi3_Victoria]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Isa @lunaxkidd]

Facebook never fails to make my day.
“ put him back? Why? I’m trynna talk about fish “ 😂😂😂

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@coopukfood Done 👍🏻☺️

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@coopukfood A bit out of date... don’t you think? Only just bought this. About 5 minutes ago. Treated myself after starting a new job this week to something naughty and this happens #yuck

[Sophie Sims @Sophi3_Victoria]

@coopukfood Unit 1, Roe Green Centre, Hatfield, AL10 9HE.
It tasted awful and that’s why I checked the date. Thank you :-)

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Apparently it’s a fact that you have a higher chance of dying on your way to get a lottery ticket than actually winning. #TheRealTruth #HardHitting

[Sophie Sims @Sophi3_Victoria]

Lost a bit of weight. Kerchingggg

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#NewProfilePic

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Proper cat fishing on my pic tho y’all

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So happy I found it though

[Sophie Sims @Sophi3_Victoria]

Apart from find a ring. A ring that was my mums engagement ring to my dad. Lost it about 8 months ago. It turned up today #omen

[Sophie Sims @Sophi3_Victoria]

Productive day off today. Done nothing. At all.

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Can’t sleep so I’m going to ramble

[Sophie Sims @Sophi3_Victoria]

If you’re looking for a girl that replies ‘yes’ to ‘did you miss me’ after me popping for a shower for like 10 minutes... you’ve got the wrong chick buddy