SophieGreco

[Spiritomb @SPIR1T0M8]

its finally COCKtober 🍆🎃 so u know what that means 👀👅 Dick sucking awareness month 😯🙆🏼👅 🎃 IT'S TIME TO GET ☠️SPOOKY💀 👏 GET 👊FISTED👊 BY A 💀SKELETON 💀SHOVE✊🍭 CANDY 🌽🌽CORN🍬 IN YOUR👉ASS😽 AND 🙅DONT🙅‍♂️ FORGET TO SUCK😩🙌 SOME 💏DRACULA💉 DICK🍆💦

[Chalant @OnlyHanz_]

Ever since I was a little girl I knew I never wanted to wake up early

[donald boat @laserboat999]

My dad went to Boston for the first time and stayed really close to where the Boston Massacre happened. He told me he couldn't sleep all night because he was thinking about the Boston Massacre. Then in the morning he went on a "Swan Boat" and said everything was alright again

[Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman]

When do the Cardinals get to go over to Casa Amour

[female dennis reynolds @FlVESTARWOMAN]

i can never scroll down without mentioning juilliard trained glenn howerton

[4th haim sister @andromedism]

they are adding chardee macdennis to the olympics in 2028

[andrew lowe @andrewlowe]

Biden is not having a brat summer this diva needs a little key!!!! a little line!!!!

[Nerd Soup Aaron @nerdsoupmonkey]

That Game of Thrones theme at 9 pm on a Sunday night is gonna hit like a blue Gatorade on a hot summer day

[snorling @sheanorling]

imagine your 22-year-old daughter comes home for the weekend with her new boyfriend and it’s bill belichick

[litquidity @litcapital]

Nobody:

SEC undergrads who will inevitably work in Charlotte / Atlanta lower middle market investment banks or for their dad’s wealth management firms:

[Pardon My Take @PardonMyTake]

Championship Sunday

[Worldwide Hef @BarryHefner]

Travis Kelce can’t catch shit since he been palming them little ass Taylor Swift cheeks

[Adam @adamgreattweet]

coming to the realization that i’m actually my dog’s emotional support animal

[female dennis reynolds @FlVESTARWOMAN]

girl who lives by george costanza quotes

[bethenny’s waterbed @freakandfraud]

I want to write a scientific article about the lives this scene will change #RHOSLC

[yzyupdates @yzyupdates]

Producer: “What do you think about the work your mom does?”

North: “What does she do?” 😭💀

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

Me every time they mention Taylor Swift…

[Hank Lockwood @hen_ease]

Going to get so drunk for Jimmy
Buffet today

[Carly Incontro @carlyincontro]

*fills stanley cup w pickle juice*