@carlafrancome Noooo! Hannah’s tweets always made me happy and I was so pleased that someone out there said what I thought in such a funny and delightfully rude way. She’s a badass. I hope she enjoys time off Twitter
@UbettaBNaked @MorgainePen1@AdrianneKar@_chismosa_ We might yeah :) and central and South Americans. All Americans, although mostly when I’m speaking Spanish, otherwise it gets confusing
my next data visualization will compare how many news articles mentioned his death tally in Afghanistan and how many mentioned his poor wittle fwost bitten willy
@adrianainmune Me parece mas creepy cuando no lo hacen! Señora su hijo tiene 53 años, su propia casa y dos divorcios. Supérelo. Convierta esa vaina en un sex room o algo
Hmmm. I just had a bizarre experience, involving a global news organisation and a trillion dollar corporation. (I got caught in the middle, so... owch.)
It’s not the sort of experience the people involved usually talk about in public… so I think I’ll talk about it in public.
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Can we please stop fucking Henry Cavill around and give the man whatever he wants? Just... let him decide and give him all the money. Please. We need this.
Me: I want a basic white shirt
The fashion industry: oh great here are a zillion options from like $10
Me: can I have something that accommodates *whisper* big boobs?
TFI: have you tried going up 3 sizes?
Me: ...
TFI: well we have this one shirt and it's A MILLION DOLLARS