Sophia Bernard

Whatever floats your boat or finds your lost remote.

[Sophia Bernard @SophreshNYC]

@shakirahwrites Hahahaha

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@TrojanCondoms Can't forget Digital Get Down from NSYNC!

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I like the idea of a latte more than the latte of the latte.

[Sophia Bernard @SophreshNYC]

White chocolate is a waste of time.

[Sophia Bernard @SophreshNYC]

@coreykindberg this feels very Go Off Jill...were you behind it? 😂 https://t.co/5zvTOoBAb5

[Sophia Bernard @SophreshNYC]

I wish there was a way to save all of the texts I draft in my head 📝

[Sophia Bernard @SophreshNYC]

@coreykindberg That was me

[The Cut @TheCut]

For cat owners who have referred to themselves as their feline’s parents in all seriousness, a new study has confirmed that yes, your cat probably sees you that way https://t.co/SFXw0sJomc

[eBay @eBay]

It’s amazing what the #eBay community can do. Thanks for sharing your #eBayStory, @austinstaton. We’re so glad these items made their way back home.

[Sophia Bernard @SophreshNYC]

I’m taking my new haircut for a walk.

[Sophia Bernard @SophreshNYC]

My drawer organizers bring me joy

[Sophia Bernard @SophreshNYC]

Taking the last pill in a course of antibiotics is very satisfying. #���

[Sophia Bernard @SophreshNYC]

Dear enewsletters: I have never unsubscribed "by accident".

[Sophia Bernard @SophreshNYC]

@RedFlagNYC @HarryBarron probably wants to join this group with you

[Sophia Bernard @SophreshNYC]

@GoGoTFantasy Starknaked Ladies

[Sophia Bernard @SophreshNYC]

I’m the worst version of myself on the subway.

[The New York Times @nytimes]

The New York Times has a new marketing campaign: "The truth is more important now than ever."

[Droga5 @droga5]

Excited for the #Oscars! Keep an eye out for our first spot for @nytimes! https://t.co/NS7u8B8TdK #Oscars2017

[I Love Gain @Gain]

Nothing beats the smell of equality in the air! #DecisionDay #LoveWins http://t.co/ECOaztTa91

[Criteria for Success @CFSPlayBook]

"When life gets you down just say: 'I'm not taking it anymore.'" -Charles Bernard, Criteria for Success #inspiration