Sophy

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TV pilot idea:
“Welcome to Roman Garden! On today's episode we will be burning everything down, and then we will SALT THE EARTH! Shall we begin? Right-o!” #tvshowideas

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The bachelor is not giving any roses tonight #SuperBowl2022 #laramsfootball #madcoach

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Yaaay https://t.co/x5TvBJnPKA

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I am “Watching boxing matches free on tv” old. #GenX

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To my #1 podcast of 2021, The Dark Side Of: thank you for keeping me company on @Spotify all year long! #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/gtsF8QS3nA

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#Walmart online groceries. Official sponsor of avocado for the stoning of the town harlots.

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Run off into the desolate valleys if the Illinois with your whistling bungholes, spleen spliters, and whisker biscuits.
#4thofJuly

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Go out far into the cornfields of wherever you need to go and fire off your Hoosker-dos and Hoosier-dont’s, not where anyone is awakened by its combustion. #FourthofJuly

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Here’s the deal.
I know it’s the fourth weekend and everyone is happy celebrating America. Let’s think to ourselves, “Self, should we set off those M80s at 11pm?” Here���s what I have to tell “Self” and all its nome de plumes, “HELL NO”. Some of us have to work in the morning

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I just realized that I am a magpie.
I like to collect trinkets, I’m small, vicious, bloodthirsty, and my “feathers” :hairflip: are absolutely amazing...on good days. I am constantly singing...in a crazed warble at times.
I am a magpie.

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#2020NeedsToWatchItself

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99% of my brain is all “peace, love, and harmony“...but that 1% is Petty LaBelle all VH1 Divas circa 2004...in surround sound with a laser light show and pyrotechnics.
She always wins. #latinas

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Woohoo

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Whenever I've made plans and they fall through, I mentally scream ”PLOT TWIST!”
#weirdoconfessionals

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#bearsjet

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I was thinking for Halloween I would love a Catherine the great costume and I have my date be a horse. But apparently that’s not really good pick up line for a date #halloween2019

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Dax ”So” Raymond is his new name #CARvsCHI

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The one sure thing I have learned from parenting three children over the years: The moment you buy the economy size of something, they no longer like to eat it.#parents #momlife

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I still get goosebumps listening to the #hamilton soundtrack..one day I sill get to see it ❤️#broadway

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This makes my heart ache

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A young sperm whale has been found dead in Sicily with a stomach full of plastic.

It was a female and was so young that "her teeth haven't come out yet." https://t.co/nXlVDn54dy