Sári Singleton

Hyper-critical-thinking RN & Realist. Also pseudo-expert mom & moral advice guru.

[Sári Singleton @SopranoRequiem]

The moment I realized my children are: Velma & Daphne. Where are you, Scooby Doo?

[Sári Singleton @SopranoRequiem]

Let's be friends in Pokémon GO! My Trainer Code is 6879 4485 5087!

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@Mattel You made a huge mistake canceling EAH. Your marketing was poor, esp of the show; which drives toy sales. My youngest loves this show. Had to get the toys from Ebay. Would have preferred to buy new. @Mattel needs to stop self-sabotaging non-B doll lines.

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15 years ago, I bought a gold creme eyeshadow. It’s still as good as the day I bought it. Bring it back. #touchtint4eyes @Clinique

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@wsvn I hope one of them says, “ah! I’m melting! . . . Just kidding!”?to flaunt a sense of humor.

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@neiltyson Well, people still eat Lamb Stew, and lambs are super cute. So, I think they would just add bunny shaped potatoes, or call small white potatoes “bunny tails” to market “bunny rabbit stew”. The stew carrots are already rabbit-rific. Personally, rabbit is too gamey, doc.

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@HamillHimself Omg. Mark. Omg. The gold! The glitz! The 70’s crapped on you! You cleaned up pretty good, though. No?

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#PokemonGOFest2020 My laundry has been haunted by Team Rocket & a Washer Rotom. #weirdandrandom

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@fox_sheldon @wsvn I don’t understand why there is a gate in the first place, if it’s supposed to be open access. Just remove the gate, right?

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Jobless? Looking for a change? Already had COVID19? They should be hiring in North Dakota soon. Also, undertakers wanted. Coronavirus cases skyrocket in South Dakota https://t.co/kf4NAMyy5l

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PANDUMBIC (Official Trailer) | The Daily Show https://t.co/L8z2WykVk6 via @YouTube

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Certifiable proof the CIC ⁦@realDonaldTrump⁩ is a DOOF and a BLITHERING IDIOT’s ASS PIMPLE. FAUCI is the only guy he hired who has a BRAIN & Chump wants him gone! #FAUCIforever Donald Trump retweets a call for Dr. Anthony Fauci's dismissal https://t.co/elZX5TM5f4

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@Cary_Elwes Can’t the State assume the property under imminent domain?

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Georgia Gov. ⁦@BrianKempGA⁩ may be the stupidest person in America, deposing the President of the title. https://t.co/VD5pIAx5mh

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The sentiment holds.
He Man - What's Going On?- https://t.co/7w9GcOh2dq via @YouTube

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Still pertinent Breaking News: Some Bullshit Happening Somewhere https://t.co/seIYMuMjqZ via @YouTube

[Charlie Kirk @charliekirk11]

Wow:

CBS News was caught airing footage from an Italian hospital, claiming it was in New York City

Italian hospitals failed the stress test of this virus

They want you to think this happened here

I wonder why?

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