Sopranos Quotes

Classic quotes from the greatest TV show ever made.

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Dr. Melfi: What's the one thing every woman, your mother, your wife, your daughter, have in common? Tony: They all break my balls #sopranos

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Uncle Junior: Hear about the Chinese godfather? He made them an offer they couldn't understand. #sopranosquotes #sopranos

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Tony Soprano: Like Popeye says, I yam what I yam.
Carmela Soprano: Well I didn't marry a cartoon character. #sopranosquotes #sopranos

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Silvio: His brains are splattered all over the seat. Paulie: Joey Peeps? Couldn't have been too much to clean up. #sopranosquotes #sopranos

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J.T. Dolan: Hi, my name is J.T., I'm an alcoholic and an addict. I'm also a TV writer, which by default makes me a douchebag. #sopranos

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Uncle Junior: Anthony is a cunt hair away from owning all of Northern Jersey. And I am that cunt hair. #sopranos #sopranosquotes

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@Down1nTheHole Great episode, Ralphie was a superb character.

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Paulie: Somebody should tell Paramount Pictures ta get their shit together. We're gonna be stealin' thousands more o' these things #sopranos

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Paulie: "You're late!", Ralphie: "Tomorrow I can be on time but you'll be stupid forever." #sopranos #sopranosquotes

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"I got no identity. Even Brendan Filone's got an identity, he's dead." -
Christopher Moltisanti #sopranos #sopranosquotes

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"Hear about the Chinese godfather? He made them an offer they couldn't understand" - Junior Soprano #sopranos #sopranosquotes

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"God, I love marrow, just like Ma. Remember Ma with a bone? It sounded like 1/2 day at a liposuction clinic" - Janice Soprano #sopranos

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"What fucking kind of human being am I, if my own mother wants me dead?" - Anthony Soprano #sopranos #sopranosquotes