Soren Christensen

[the book of eli @ayyrieslmao]

when I applied for nursing, I had to show a vaccination record and get tested for various antibodies. I had to get a criminal record check, a child and adult abuse check and a vulnerable sector check. None of this is new. Literally shut up.

[Soren Christensen @SorenChristens4]

@tomthetra1n @Caalleigh We have them yes😂 And unfortunately they say "Mask, For wearing". I'm too embarrassed to wear mine

[Soren Christensen @SorenChristens4]

@porkkhock best business idea for Manitoba I've heard yet

[☀️♈️Fathers Against Gay Society 🌑♓️ @langston_120]

I need non-fat people to read this and then read it again.

[J•A•M•I•S•O•N @jamisoonnn]

Fuck a midterm test, let’s have a midterm professor evaluation and REALLY shake the table

[just in case….. @darielleWTH]

@tayyholm My therapist said that a lot of people take pet death worse than human death because you truly form an unconditional bond with your animal and they make a person feel needed no matter what more so than human counterparts

[Strip4Jon 🌟 .06 @Strip4Jon]

I gotta marry someone with a cool family. I’m tryna get lit with my in laws

[ᴘᴀᴠʟᴏᴠ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏʀɢɪ @PAVGOD]

A voodoo doll for your dog so that you can still pet them when you’re away from home

[ᴘᴀᴠʟᴏᴠ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏʀɢɪ @PAVGOD]

why have a baby when u can have a puppy