AppStateSorostitute

We've only got 4 years to do the shit that we do and get away with it. It's the things we do behind closed doors that we'll be laughing about years from now.

[AppStateSorostitute @SorostitutesAno]

It's the little things

[NBC Sports @NBCSports]

Last-second FG turns Ohio into Appalachian State's first FBS bowl victim https://t.co/nV6jNE4iII

[AppStateSorostitute @SorostitutesAno]

AND THAT IS HOW YOU WIN A GAME #GONEERS

[AppStateSorostitute @SorostitutesAno]

I honestly don't give a fuck about your grades.

[AppStateSorostitute @SorostitutesAno]

FINALS. FUCK. I. NEVER. ACTUALLY. LEARNED. SHIT.

[AppStateSorostitute @SorostitutesAno]

Clearly I'm not getting any studying done.

[AppStateSorostitute @SorostitutesAno]

Don't complain about girls being crazy when you didn't have the balls to say it's over. It's like you're asking for your car to be keyed.

[AppStateSorostitute @SorostitutesAno]

We only get crazier as boys get more cowardly.

[AppStateSorostitute @SorostitutesAno]

Guys put balls on their cars to make up for the ones they don't have

[AppStateSorostitute @SorostitutesAno]

I want to know why no bar in Boone has like 25 cent beers. #yesplease

[AppStateSorostitute @SorostitutesAno]

#trivia until I die

[AppStateSorostitute @SorostitutesAno]

Did I miss the basic white girl memo about being a deer for Halloween...?

[AppStateSorostitute @SorostitutesAno]

Whose going to look like a slut this weekend?🙋🏼🙋🏽🙋🏽🙋🏽🙋🏼🙋🏻🙋🏾

[AppStateSorostitute @SorostitutesAno]

Ive always said it & that last tweet confirmed it - no matter what we do some geeds will forever blindly hate us. & were the judgy ones...?

[AppStateSorostitute @SorostitutesAno]

The world is better when App makes it onto tfm - and when a frat boy opens the door.