Funny Moments

Tweeting funny and related tweets :) And FUCK YEA

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you're everything I hope to find, in every single way. But everything I would give, is everything you wouldn't take..

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Is everything expensive or am I just poor.

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Never regret something that once made you smile.

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"Be strong." I whispered to my wifi signal.

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I was smiling yesterday, I'm smiling today and I will smile tomorrow. Simply because life is too short to cry for anything.

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To do list: 1. Buy a turtle. 2. Name it "The Speed of Light". 3. Be able to honestly say "I can run faster than The Speed of Light"

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I love when someones laugh is funnier than the joke.

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This is how my week goes: Mooooooooooooonday Tuuuuuuuuuuuuesday Weeeeeeeeeeednesday Thuuuuuuuuuuursday FridaySaturdaySunday.

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In bed, it's 6AM you close your eyes for 5 minutes, it's 7:45. At school it's 1:30, close your eyes for 5 minutes, it's 1:31

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I'm the kind of person who would come out of the gym... And go straight to McDonalds...

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Teacher: You had all weekend to do you homework!
Me: Uhm, sorry hoe but I have a life...

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You hate me but you dont know me... Interesting

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Due tomorrow = Do tomorrow

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When your teacher gives a 30 minute speech about not wasting time.

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Retweet if you dont know your grandmother's name~.~

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My mother texted me "What does IDK, LY , TTYL mean?" I answered: "I dont know, love u, talk to u later." Mother: "Ok, I'll ask ur sisters"

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A clever person solves a problem. A wise person avoids it. A stupid person makes it.

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'I'm not addicted to Twitter. I only tweet when I have time: lunch time, break time, off time, this time, that time, anytime, all the time.

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90% of the ocean remains unexplored and you’re telling me mermaids don’t exist? Fuck you.