My youngest just did the daddy...daddy....daddy thing for five minutes. I asked him what, and his pressing question was “when I grow up do you think I’ll pass a drug test?” #kidsthesedays
Just took an @Uber home and fell flat on my cuss getting out. No it’s not because I drank way to many #carbombs due to being deemed non Essential and #furloughed this month. I was lazy and didn’t scrape the snow Jizz off the sidewalk. Now my cuss hurts in a bad way!
@PokemonGoApp You know @NianticLabs I don’t understand the #increasepokemonstorage I think you should just make the game glitch more and have us loose 500 storage slots it seems more like your style lately
@NianticLabs so what are the chances of getting a @PokemonGoApp gym name changed for a limited time? I am getting married and chose a location for the ceremony and reception that both contain PoKéMoN go locations but, if I could get the name changed that would be #GodMode