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all Tweets self made hai 🙏🙏
people call me besharam .😝
make you laugh is my aim✌️
sarcastic londa🙈
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"THEORY OF BAKCHOD BABA "
jeevan chunotiyon or chputiyon se bhara pada hai
bus tumhe apne "nunu" ki tarha rehna hoga "hard and straight"
#sorrysirji #instagram #lifehacks

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@yaarrrvanss Shave armpits 🤣

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@hazharoon Eat
sleap
#india hmara baap nhi hai ke nare #repeat
Khud ki khushi se jyada dusron ke gaam mein khushi dhune wale chumtiye ho bey tum tabhi mulk peche hai tumhara
Just pakis things

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तुम वो आखरी ईश्क हो,
जो पहली बार हुआ है मुझे।

[Oye_sirji official™️🇮🇳 @SorrySirji]

मायने खो देते है कुछ जवाब अपने ,
जब बह समय पर नही मिलते।

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once my mother told me,❤️
"जरूरत से ज्यादा सोचना भी
इंसान की खुशियां छीन लेता है।"
and i realised it.🌹

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रात क्या होती है हमसे पूछिए,
आप तो सोए और सुबह हो गई।

[Oye_sirji official™️🇮🇳 @SorrySirji]

Ye bhi fact hsi ky 🤣

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कोई चाहिए जो हाथ थाम कर कहे,
वक्त ही तो है , आज बुरा तो कल बेहतरीन होगा।❤️

[Oye_sirji official™️🇮🇳 @SorrySirji]

best friends logic :
" Bhai tu propose kr toh sahi Han toh pakki hi hai "

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Girls thinks 50 times before buying a nailpolish shade , but always choose wrong guy 🤣

#Justfemalethings

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WTF news paper headlines 😉

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SHIT QUESTION PART (2)

GA*ND MEIN DRIL MACHINE LHAOGE TOH PHLE GA*ND FTEGI YA CHADDI
🤔🤔

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SHIT QUESTION PART (1)
AGAR TUMHARI MOM US HOSPITAL KI SISTER HAI JIS HOSPITAL MEIN TUM ADMIT HO .
TOH KYA AAB TUMHARI MAA BEHN EK HO GYI HAI🤔🤔

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DEAR Boys

don't distroy your goal for a hole 👉👈

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Just posted a video https://t.co/Ag4FiTVSCY

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mahadev🙏 https://t.co/tDXam9bwJD

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samajhdar ko ishara kaffi hai https://t.co/oHcCxwQ2aB

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@Babyy_Muffinn Galti se ??

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Lullz