Brian Essbe

Former funny guy trying to build cool things

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@hootietheeowl the couch pass-out is an A+ banger move

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@fiorela4193 love this, good luck!

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@chrisdfo you are proving that i perjured myself

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there's a scene in the Avengers where Hawkeye runs out of arrows. buddy...that's your whole thing. you cannot let that happen. you're just like some guy the Hulk has to worry about now

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i love this more than i should

[Lindsay Lohan @lindsaylohan]

It’s October 3rd 💝

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[trying to look cool in front of my 14 year old nephew] you know I can get to second base almost any time I want

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my dad noticing that someone touched the thermostat

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@ellieemac69 exceptionally on brand for your personality

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sonny gray not an all star but gonna win the Cy Young