Shades

[Shades @SortaSarcastic]

I bet there were some days that even Darth Vader needed a hug.

[Shades @SortaSarcastic]

A time machine, Lucy. For I need to go back fifty three years and make it all right. And somewhere a butterfly flaps its wings. All effect.

[The Sharona @TheSharona06]

Some days I get tired of running and hiding. So I turn up the music and just dance with the ghosts instead.

[Shades @SortaSarcastic]

Some days, just making it to the end of the day IS the goal.

[Twin Dad @TwinSurvivalist]

I just don't understand those that eat room service fully clothed.

[Twin Dad @TwinSurvivalist]

Man Cold Day Four:

Still questioning my mortality; however, my incredible strength and will to live are pulling me through.

[ʆαմɾα ɕհɾίςϯίηε 💕 @lcwojo]

I participate in the sarcastic and funny side of Twitter.
If you think what I write is serious,go fuck yourself on over to the stupid side.

[Shades @SortaSarcastic]

And then there are the ones that believe the flat earth theory...

THIS IS EXACTLY WHY THE ALIENS FLY STRAIGHT THE FUCK PAST US!
CAUSE FLAT!

[Shades @SortaSarcastic]

I just stalked and put a heart on every picture of every guy I follow.
I wonder what spreadsheets and lists that will get me on?
Heart on...

[SaraLaraWhatevs @SaraMansford]

Of all the voices in my head, reason is the least persuasive.

[Skinnie Talls @SkinnieTalls]

It's only really a problem when sex, drugs, and rock n' roll won't solve it.

[Skinnie Talls @SkinnieTalls]

Some of the best art I've ever seen are people that don't even know how creatively they were constructed.

[Aimee Helene @AimeeHelene1]

*high fives the "Don't Walk" sign as I jaywalk across the street*

[🐾🐾🌈 Kat 🐾🐾🌈 @tassletie]

I'm just here for the grammar lessons.

[🐾🐾🌈 Kat 🐾🐾🌈 @tassletie]

I am the first one to tell myself to fuck off.

[🐾🐾🌈 Kat 🐾🐾🌈 @tassletie]

Don't be afraid to follow small accounts. Once you were a small account and wanted followers.

[Shades @SortaSarcastic]

That point when your eyes are locked and you are afraid to breathe or even blink for fear of missing a moment.
Oh I can paint, motherfucker.

[The Sharona @TheSharona06]

People who fight a lot of demons will lose a battle sometimes. You can't change that. But you can help them mend and get strong again.

[Marly @VerbsRProudest]

That Mr. Clean commercial is disturbing. Should I buy his cleaner or put a dollar in his waistband? Is he only cleaning to pay for college?